Q. I once saw Ronald McDonald eating at burger king. A few minutes later some people with big guns dressed in McDonalds uniforms came in and started shouting. One of them tried to shoot Ronald but the Hamburglar took the bullet. Ronald is currently hiding at my house. The ransom is Ł1000000 and a happy meal. Please send the money if u want Ronald alive. Do you wish to negotiate?
A. You have a great imagination, ever thought about writing a book? (May 2008)
that one is fucking gold hahahhaa. I lol'd so hard in #fluo. All of these are great actually.
thunda i love you soo much (no homo)