Q. I once saw Ronald McDonald eating at burger king. A few minutes later some people with big guns dressed in McDonalds uniforms came in and started shouting. One of them tried to shoot Ronald but the Hamburglar took the bullet. Ronald is currently hiding at my house. The ransom is Ł1000000 and a happy meal. Please send the money if u want Ronald alive. Do you wish to negotiate?
A. You have a great imagination, ever thought about writing a book? (May 2008)
This and the "black ronald" were the best imo
edit: I asked a question they will get back to me in a bit. I need to remember the question though. I think it was:
Q: Being an avid pokemon player I would like to know mcdonalds take on smogon as being the best pokemon site in the world. I am wondering if you could put a picture of me and ronald on the wall of every mcdonalds because hes the best at burgers and im the best at pokemon.
then I put something wierd at the bottom. they will get back to me in 2 weeks or less.