Thanks for all the comments guys... I'm so sad I'm leaving on Sunday. I will have my laptop and the internet obviously, but it is in my own best interest to take a leave from Smogon... even posting here is going to make me want to get on shoddy and play instead of doing my coursework...
Raquan, I know what you mean about the Dragon Dancing Gyarados. It could definately work but my team needs Stone Edge to help counter other Gyarados'. Otherwise, I would definately slap DD on it. Dragon Dancing while sleeping is so cool!
ImStillGood (Salamence) (M) @ Life Orb
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Rash Nature (+SAtk, -SDef)
Draco Meteor / Flamethrower / Brick Break / Roost