the tight jeans are just a counter-measure, aren't they? it's so easy to get carried away
edit:
[13:15:25] <@fm> i took a shit outside
[13:15:29] <@fm> on the best fucking day
[13:15:31] <@fm> to take a shit outside
[13:15:34] <@fm> on mischief night
[13:15:36] <@fm> and
[13:15:40] <@fm> i wiped my fucking ass
[13:15:41] <@fm> with leaves
[13:15:47] <@fm> forgetting that there was toilet paper
[13:15:49] <@fm> everywhere