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X-Act · Jul 23rd, 2009, 3:42:04 PM

(with apologies to German Smogoners out there...)

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Dear Jeremy Kyle,

I am 15 & pregnant and my parents don't know. They haven't met my boyfriend. He is bisexual and HIV positive & he has Tourettes. He is married & is 20 years older than me. He deals drugs and carries a gun. He lives in a squat and is just out of jail & he likes animal porn.

My problem is, how do I tell my parents that he is German?

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Yeah, I, too, "want to complain about the behaviour of the germans"!

Jul 23rd, 2009, 3:42:04 PM	#7
X-Act np: Biffy Clyro - Shock Shock Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 4,679 Malta	(with apologies to German Smogoners out there...) ------------------------ Dear Jeremy Kyle, I am 15 & pregnant and my parents don't know. They haven't met my boyfriend. He is bisexual and HIV positive & he has Tourettes. He is married & is 20 years older than me. He deals drugs and carries a gun. He lives in a squat and is just out of jail & he likes animal porn. My problem is, how do I tell my parents that he is German? ------------------------ Yeah, I, too, "want to complain about the behaviour of the germans"! __________________ http://users.smogon.com/X-Act For all your Pokemon needs (and more!) including: the Defensive EVs applet, the Probabilities of Breeding IVs in Pokemon applet, and the Ratings of Pokemon Base Stats applet (now Version 2.0!). And also the IV to PID applet!