HEY. I FORGOT THIS. PC++; EW was kind enough to remind me of this little snippet.
Forum description of the Lopt Sect:
Where the Lopt Sect plans their evil deeds. Men around the world are baiting children in their vans as we speak, promising lots of candy. They are sacrificed for the greater good. imperfectluck is in charge of this operation.
This was a play on the 'ipl is a paedo' running joke.
Here is our good little Lopt Sect moile's PM to ipl himself:
Sucks if you have dial-up or are shaped like Thorns.