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Originally Posted by Fat Atheist Cult
You're supposed to be dead, Billy Mays. How are you contacting us?
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HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH LAVENDER RADIO TOWER.
TIRED OF BEING DEAD?
SICK OF FINAL RESTING PLACE BEING TURNED IN TO A REGIONAL BROADCASTING CENTER?
WELL NOT ANY MORE.
NOW BILLY MAYS IS INVADING YOUR AIR WAVES. THIS IS FOR RADIO, THE TEACHY TV, EVEN INTERNET. THAT'S RIGHT. BILLY MAYS HAS EVEN INVADED YOUR NINTENDO WFC BY MEANS OF THE AFTERLIFE.
HOW CAN I PASS ON? IN JUST TWO EASY STEPS, YOU CAN HELP EXHUME MY REMAINS FROM MR. FUJI'S BASEMENT AND HELP ME REACH THE NEXT PLAIN.
HI BILLY MAYS AGAIN. TIRED OF LOOKING FOR MORTAL REMAINS IN AN UNMARKED FLOOR?
FIND YOURSELF WANDERING AIMLESSLY, ALWAYS TAPPING A BUT FINDING NOTHING?
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE ITEMFINDER. JUST APPLY TO SELECT AND ACTIVATE.
THE SOUND BEEPS IN YOUR EAR, TO SHOW ITEMS ARE NEAR.
BUT I'M NOT DONE YET. CALL NOW AND I'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER, AND I'LL ALSO INCLUDE THIS DOWSING APP ABSOLUTELY FREE. YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY SEPARATE SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
THAT'S THREE ITEM FINDERS AND THE DOWSING APP ALL FOR ONLY $19.95
SO CALL RIGHT NOW