I'd very much enjoy writing for the Smog. I'm a 20-year-old undergraduate student at Harvard University, currently enrolled in the English program with creative writing as a focus. I've been writing since I was 8--novels, poetry, short stories, magazine articles, etc., and I write for a newspaper as well as regularly submit to literary magazines. Because Pokemon is a somewhat time-consuming hobby of mine, I would love to be involved with this. I have several ideas about what to write, but more importantly, I have the ability to write about almost any subject that is needed.
Thanks for your consideration,
<HeadSmash> Jabba, you done any sweeping with Stalin lately
<&JabbaTheGriffin> haven't used it since yesterday
<&JabbaTheGriffin> i fucked up some ukrainians