Sooo, my 2nd gym experience was epic as hell:
For one thing, I knew I had the obvious advantage: I had the godlike damn fire-pig (not pokabu! It's first evo >:) ). As I tore through the trainers, and demolished the gyms sad excuse for a puzzle, I made my way down the secret staircase that had been so cleverly hidden(no seriously! I though the walls in the back were going to open instead xP). Making my way down the stairs I had checked my firepig several times. I realized that he was LITTERLY my only option in this gym since:
1. My Nana (grass monkey) wasn't strong enough at the time, albiet, being only lvl.16. It was carrying a miracle seed I happened to stumple across, but that alone wouldn't have boosted it's stats enough to get 2 cheer ups, and hopefully plow through her team.
2. My angry squirrel as I call him is only lvl 9, and is essentially HM fodder xP.
So, it was all up to my flaming lambchop. After she finishes her little speech the battle starts, and I instantly feel like I may get slaughter'd.
It's my Chaobuu vs. her Haderia first. I knew from the little experience with one of the trainers above that this thing wouldn't be taking much damage from my pig's Arm Thrust, and It may very well be faster then me as well. So in order to make sure sweeping her team was easier, I instinctively Nitro Charged. Coincidently, my pig was actually faster then it! Although I was overjoyed, I was still afraid of her last pokemon's possible speed. Her Haderia had taken a hefty amount of damage from the Nitro charge, and didn't seem to be doing anything. That confused me a bit, but I continued with another charge.
It connects, and her life bar drops into the lower yellows, smiggits away from danger of fainting. Even after the last charge though, her Haderia simply stood there (and I'm still not sure why o.0). I finish it with an Arm Thrust; ending both my confusion, and her retarded AI actions. It was then my pig versus Mr. Miyagi as I like to call Miruhoggu. I was pretty confident in my pigs speed at this point, so, I went for the arm thrust. Almost as if though the hits were my beating heart, I awaited every hit impatiently. I only obtained two hits, which sucked, but it's HP could concur with me. Those two hits immediately placed it into the yellow, but wouldn't K.O with out three. That's win she unleashed a MONSTEROUS attack. I literally saw my pigs HP cut to the same as Mr. Miyagi's, and I could only think, "Damn!? Really?! Endeavor much!?".
It was at this point that my pig needed those three hits more then anything. I was hesitant at first, but confident that I could get three. I had a feeling my pig would have too if it had feelings :(.
The first? Success.
The Second? Success.
But no third...
"Wait a minute", I thought. Because I was so afraid that the third hit hadn't came I had failed to realize that my pig had crit the poor things face off on the second hit. Oh boy was i happy! With out that crit, im pretty sure I would have been screwed seeing as how I had a dangerously sick feeling about her Miyagi.
After all that, I officially named my pig Honda, in reference to E. Honda from Street Fighter for his amazing display of "Dem Hands".