Guppies would make amazing tankmates, if only they could breed faster than die. Fuck do I HATE guppies, swordtails, platys and mollys. Thanks for contributing- pics and more stories would be amazing!!
Okay Now a picturestorm from tonight (within 5 minutes of watching!) with a limited caption; I'll let you figure out what is going on with the politics I'll just give a few witty remarks and some objective observation

Ferdinand; For Ala.

What's this? Ferdinand in proximity of a newt. TENSION
Alternate caption:
Ferdinand makes his social breakthrough move, with a GIRL.

He gets by, unscathed, minding his business; he backed out, likely looking at a manual for D+D. Maybe next time....(lol asian in HS yeah right they were like a different species)

Otto is getting his egg spots??? Nice call Waterbomb for making it a male when I was unsure. I dunno man, he could be stepping it up by putting his penis on a table and saying "WHAT NOW BITCH" (women, in my experience, response in a sexually favorable way to this)

Bowagrius is PISSED that I'm even near the tank, he is so jealous- meanwhile his girl leaves the scene. It's just where I take women though- to a place with a giant bone...
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In this case it's a lumbar vertebrae from a deer

FUCK now Sigourney is mad and Otto is leaving the scene how can I be expected to creep them with this going on?? He's all up on her jock and she stays but HE runs?
HOW CAN I MAKE A PLOT WITH SO MANY TEENS INTERESTED IN EACH OTHER AT ONCE?

OH HEY WHAT IS THIS, IS THIS A SHRIMP?

IMMA STARE FOR LIKE 2 MINS AT FERDINAND AND GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO STRIKE
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THEN FLOP OVER CAUSE I'M TOO COOL EVEN FOR THIS SCHOOL; I'll pretend like I wasn't interested in anything because interest is gay and being aloof is awesome in Jefferson High. Speaking of hi, HI Bowagrius! LOVE, your gf FOR EVER! (high school romance is serious and this time, she MEANS it)