This warstory was quite humorous. The battle itself seemed kind of subpar, as you seemed to be winning most of the time, but it was definitely a good warstory
Using Electrode's height of 1.2m an mass of 66.6kg, I have calculated his density to be .074g/cm^3. (assuming he is a perfect sphere) That means that Electrode's density is 7.4% the density of water. I guess that's how he drifts on the wind.
Middle schoolers think that they are Snorlaxes. They need to Curse to be taken seriously.