Originally Posted by Fat ChippyYYZ
Now don't get me wrong, I would give an arm and a pancreas for a Pokémon that could make Excadrill less common or Slaking less of a liability, but let's look at this realistically.
You are requesting the construction of a single Pokémon that BY VIRTUE OF ITS VERY EXISTENCE renders Pokémon as downtrodden as Pachirisu and Spinda as competitively viable as Garchomp and Heatran.
"ChippyYYZ hurt himself in confusion!"
For a bringer of decentralization and unpredictability, you can bet it will be on every team from now to forever, along with one or two of its counters, along with some of their counters.
Though not a surefire counter, Droughtales can come in, outspeed, and KO with a Fire-type attack of its choice. Just sayin.