The three trainer's Pokemon take an interesting amount of time to open up and release their Pokemon, but in the end all three get out. Street Fighter the Scraggy is the fastest on his feet though and quickly gains momentum by using a lightning-fast
Fake Out (7). Chuck Norris can do nothing but
flinch in awe of the quickness, which Nohface takes advantage of by sending a small, eerie flame (
Will-o-Wisp) towards him, burning it! Bewildered, Chuck Norris is hurt by his new scald.
Riding on his momentum, Street Fighter flexes his muscles in a
Bulk Up, raising both his attack and defense by one stage. Chuck Norris decides that ignoring Street Fighter is the best policy - a whiny child shouldn't get attention! - and uses
Foresight on Nohface, adding a kind of 5th sense that allows him to see and hit Nohface with Fighting and Normal moves! The inaction leads Nohface to come right up to Machop and smash it with the force of Meteors in a
Meteor Mash (16). Because of the proximity of comets and meteors without an atmosphere, Nohface is more easily able to draw on the Meteor's power and raise his attack by one stage! Not only is Nohface gleaming because of this most recent installment, though. Chuck Norris cringes as he is hit with a
critical hit! The burn sears in pain. (sorry smash)
Street Fighter knows only the thug life. He's got the look of Intimidation. He knows when someone's down and feels good about it. His pants sag. Pimpoleon himself could learn a few tips from this guy. In this case, he does what any self-loving street guy would do: mug the guy that's down. A buffed
Brick Break (17) goes straight on top of Machop's head, leaving it slightly dazed and dizzy. The onslaught is quickly wearing him out. He responds with confidence though, and whips a giant
Fire Blast (18) at Nohface, hitting it for massive damage in the close proximity of the battlers. Nohface, realizing this, hits Chuck with
ShadowStrike for a quick, fleeting hit then sneaks in the shadows over to a nearby shallow crater where he waits to see how the battle will turn out.
Oh and Chuck is hurt by burn again. Ouch.
It seems as though the Street Fighter has ganged up with the Ghost to take out the threat that looms over us all, none other than Chuck Norris.
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Scraggy (Street Fighter)(Male)
HP: 90
Energy: 85
Boosts: +1 Attack, +1 Defense
Other: None

Machop [Chuck Norris] (Male)
HP: 43
Energy: 76
Boosts: None
Other: Burned (2 per action)

Nohface* [Matthew] [M]
HP: 82
Energy: 82
Boosts: +1 Attack
Other: None
How will Machop respond to getting targeted? Let's see! Smashlloyd, you're up!