Originally Posted by Fat TorchicBlaziken
Theoretically, a Moody Pokémon would be god here, as you can hax them so they can't hax you. You could theoretically use a Moody Bidoof with Eviolite:
Moody Bidoof w/Eviolite:
4 HP/252 DEF/252 SPD
Moody Bidoof and Remoraid are released already.