Hello friends! It’s hard to believe that this is only my 1,000th post considering how long I’ve been here. Throughout my Pokemon career, I’ve met countless people, from older communities, on here, during real life competitions and they’ve made me realize that alot like Pokemon, people come in all sorts of different varieties. All these different types of people is what I feel makes the Pokemon community so special. While I know MoP did this for his 5k, I fell in love with the idea and expanded it to include the 5th Generation as well. Please don’t feel bad if I didn’t include you in this (unless it was intentional). It’s hard to keep so many people in mind! It took a few weeks to get everything together and get it going, but it was well worth it. I did start getting tired towards the end so ignore the shitty ones! For your viewing pleasure: you’ve all been assigned to one or more of the fully evolved Pokemon.!
Let’s hope that Dream World brings you back man.
You’ve always been a cool dude. I wish we got to see more of you cause you are AWESOME.
I wish Blastoises were black.
The Poor Butterfree Girl
You guys are jerks for making her cry.
THIS (shiny) BITCH IS BLUE LIKE CANDY!
The most fearsome Pidgeot trainer this side of the Mississippi. Hope you’re still Mirror Moving Tbolts back at Starmie’s somewhere.
THATS BY BOY RIZZO THE RATICATE. TOP PERCENTAGE.
I know you love that FEAR Ratatta. FEAR? Fearow? Yeah.
MoP is right. TEAM ROCKET? ARBOK!?
I didn’t talk to you much but I did recognize you around Pojo!
I haven’t seen you in forever man, but we’ll always have those fantasy sports battles to look back on.
We had some amazing matches and as far as I’m concerned, you’re the best Nidoking from way back when.
My favorite little pink puffball. NEVER GOT THE USAGE YOU DESERVED.
You were kind of a fiery bitch.
Guild Leader WER. Much like Wigglytuff.
GOLBAT? Crobat? Some of these aren’t very creative. I’m TIRED.
NO VILOPLUMES WITH SUBSTITUTE
Bright, sunny, and cheerful! You really remind me that sweet Bellossom smile!
You really don’t give a fuck about who I am do you? Just run at me with tinted lens.
I always feel trapped when I’m talking to you. There is no escape.
Got da moneys to buy some wins from Lakers during the tour with PAYDAY.
Always trying to impress the hunnies...
Come on. Did anyone expect anyone else in this space?
I’ll never understand why this thing was so popular with you germans but it was DEFINITELY cool.
I couldn’t help it...
Gettin things wet.
SUPER GENIUS!? Also probably good with spoons.
I’m fighting two Machamps. HOW DO YOU THINK IT’S GOING!?
Please don’t eat me
DGAF bout anything. Sit there cross arm’ed like the Tcruel you are.
MEGATRON GK GOLEMKONG. You will forever be the only GK for me
Such a fiery gal! Also you’re pretty bouncy. And I’d be afraid to mess with your horns, shit.
Slowest bro I know. =P
You somehow always manage to pull us in. Your warstories are absolutely magnetic bro.
Forgotten... so long ago...
MR DODRIO. With three heads you’d think you’d be able to get out of the first round of a VGC.
You’ve got a nice skillset, I GUESS, but my god you are TERRIBLE.
I’d imagine you’d body slam a Bellsprout to kill it for some reason.
We haven’t really seen much of you since the older gens but I GUESS you’re coming around in BW.
Seriously man, you’ve been at the top FOREVER. Are you ever gonna give up that OU slot?
Large and in charge! We saw alot of you back then but now you’re one of the more forgotten Pokemon =[
Vicegrip like hugs, man. One of the coolest water types around.
So quick to explode on everything.
Everyone’s favorite in RBY. And you’ve only been falling out of favor since then.. we miss you man! (Except Synre, I guess)
You were always blocking me from making it to the top. But you were a worthy rival.
NICE LEGS BRO
Always a little backwards in the way you do things... BRB they’re filling my mom with blood.
You’ve got a monstrous tongue there, girl.
WHERE ARE YOU MAN. I miss idling on IRC with you
Thanks for almost wrecking me with Rhyperior at Worlds 09.
No one is annoying enough to deserve Blissey
You sure do love your tentacles.
You are one scrappy dude, man.
Maybe we could have seen you in VGC 2010... I dunno...
FUCK YEAH. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Is there any gen you’re NOT good in?
You. Creep. Me. The. Fuck. Out.
DGAF. Bullet punch Shedinjas.
This is what you’ll look like in the future.
I’ll remember your vire as the only one I’ve seen in VGC.
You’re relatively new to me but you’ve got a fiery personality, kid.
BUGS? PINSIR? YEAH!
Thew New Tauros Champ.
YOU ARE SO INTIMIDATING SOMETIMES. But when it comes down to it, knowing your weakness is all it takes to calm you down.
Only appears on Fridays!
SO OLD SCHOOL. You didn’t know much about me but I was a fan!
Poor kid. Will you ever stop getting shafted at VGC?
Sub. Baton Pass. Switch in. Get in line. Sub. Get in line again.
ESPYJUMP. Coolest of all the eeveelutions.
Oh come on you all saw this coming.
Pretty sure he’s just data.
Man I’m not even creative with these anymore
You weren’t around for very long but we did learn GSC together!
You are ANCIENT. But despite that, you’re still one of the quickest mods around.
If you’ve ever met Juddley you’d be hard pressed to put him anywhere else. I’m convinced that Snorlax is your spirit Pokemon, bro. Living life to its fullest
BLUE! And overall a really chill bro.
I know you had to keep the rain up....
I wish I could see more of you. You were always one of my favorites.
DragonFE. You seem like a big orange lovable lug. Also XD Dnite is a baller.
Forever a badass. Try not getting into fights for once, bud.
Shit, is there any metagame you CAN’T learn?