Hello friends! It’s hard to believe that this is only my 1,000th post considering how long I’ve been here. Throughout my Pokemon career, I’ve met countless people, from older communities, on here, during real life competitions and they’ve made me realize that alot like Pokemon, people come in all sorts of different varieties. All these different types of people is what I feel makes the Pokemon community so special. While I know MoP did this for his 5k, I fell in love with the idea and expanded it to include the 5th Generation as well. Please don’t feel bad if I didn’t include you in this (unless it was intentional). It’s hard to keep so many people in mind! It took a few weeks to get everything together and get it going, but it was well worth it. I did start getting tired towards the end so ignore the shitty ones! For your viewing pleasure: you’ve all been assigned to one or more of the fully evolved Pokemon.!
Venusaur
Bulbasaur3000
Let’s hope that Dream World brings you back man.
Charizard
CoA
You’ve always been a cool dude. I wish we got to see more of you cause you are AWESOME.
Blastoise
BlakBlastoise
I wish Blastoises were black.
Butterfree
The Poor Butterfree Girl
You guys are jerks for making her cry.
Beedrill
mzenken
THIS (shiny) BITCH IS BLUE LIKE CANDY!
Pidgeot
Talen
The most fearsome Pidgeot trainer this side of the Mississippi. Hope you’re still Mirror Moving Tbolts back at Starmie’s somewhere.
Raticate
BlueCookies
THATS BY BOY RIZZO THE RATICATE. TOP PERCENTAGE.
Fearow
Fatal40
I know you love that FEAR Ratatta. FEAR? Fearow? Yeah.
Arbok
TeamRocketElite
MoP is right. TEAM ROCKET? ARBOK!?
Raichu
Raichur0xx0rz
I didn’t talk to you much but I did recognize you around Pojo!
Sandslash
SSM
I haven’t seen you in forever man, but we’ll always have those fantasy sports battles to look back on.
Nidoking
NidokingsRage2000
We had some amazing matches and as far as I’m concerned, you’re the best Nidoking from way back when.
Nidoqueen
EspeonNidoking
Queen.
Clefable
cloud
My favorite little pink puffball. NEVER GOT THE USAGE YOU DESERVED.
Ninetales
Jenova
You were kind of a fiery bitch.
Wigglytuff
WER
Guild Leader WER. Much like Wigglytuff.
Crobat
RB Golbat
GOLBAT? Crobat? Some of these aren’t very creative. I’m TIRED.
Vileplume
rileysox
NO VILOPLUMES WITH SUBSTITUTE
Bellossom
Fridanny
Bright, sunny, and cheerful! You really remind me that sweet Bellossom smile!
Parasect
Naoto Mizouchi
AIYA PARASECTU..
Venemoth
triggz
You really don’t give a fuck about who I am do you? Just run at me with tinted lens.
Dugtrio
pokemonrocks777
I always feel trapped when I’m talking to you. There is no escape.
Persian
JabbaTheGriffin
Got da moneys to buy some wins from Lakers during the tour with PAYDAY.
Golduck
Scofield
Always trying to impress the hunnies...
Primeape
Hazerider
Come on. Did anyone expect anyone else in this space?
Arcanine
drug_duck
I’ll never understand why this thing was so popular with you germans but it was DEFINITELY cool.
Poliwrath
Pillowrath
I couldn’t help it...
Politoed
FiveKRunner
Gettin things wet.
Alakazam
Kaphotics
SUPER GENIUS!? Also probably good with spoons.
Machamp
Acorn
I’m fighting two Machamps. HOW DO YOU THINK IT’S GOING!?
Victreebel
GigaPunch
Please don’t eat me
Tentacruel
Thorns
DGAF bout anything. Sit there cross arm’ed like the Tcruel you are.
Golem
GolemKong
MEGATRON GK GOLEMKONG. You will forever be the only GK for me
Rapidash
AoK
Such a fiery gal! Also you’re pretty bouncy. And I’d be afraid to mess with your horns, shit.
Slowbro
caffwin
Slowest bro I know. =P
Slowking
pokemaniac15
p15p15p15.pen15.
Magnezone
DoomMullet
You somehow always manage to pull us in. Your warstories are absolutely magnetic bro.
Farfetch’d
lemonmoose
Forgotten... so long ago...
Dodrio
Carl
MR DODRIO. With three heads you’d think you’d be able to get out of the first round of a VGC.
Dewgong
locopoke
You’ve got a nice skillset, I GUESS, but my god you are TERRIBLE.
Muk
SevenDeadlySins
I’d imagine you’d body slam a Bellsprout to kill it for some reason.
Cloyster
zfs
We haven’t really seen much of you since the older gens but I GUESS you’re coming around in BW.
Gengar
VeteranInLove
Seriously man, you’ve been at the top FOREVER. Are you ever gonna give up that OU slot?
Hypno
imperfectluck
Steelix
Steelicks
Large and in charge! We saw alot of you back then but now you’re one of the more forgotten Pokemon =[
Kingler
tad38
Vicegrip like hugs, man. One of the coolest water types around.
Electrode
CaptKirby
So quick to explode on everything.
Exeguttor
JManCool
Everyone’s favorite in RBY. And you’ve only been falling out of favor since then.. we miss you man! (Except Synre, I guess)
Marowak
UmbreonTrainer
You were always blocking me from making it to the top. But you were a worthy rival.
Hitmonchan
Hitmonrocker
COACH.
Hitmonlee
mtg
NICE LEGS BRO
Hitmontop
Harvesters
Always a little backwards in the way you do things... BRB they’re filling my mom with blood.
Lickylicky
Natalie
You’ve got a monstrous tongue there, girl.
Weezing
Weezing2
WHERE ARE YOU MAN. I miss idling on IRC with you
Rhyperior
Chiaki
Thanks for almost wrecking me with Rhyperior at Worlds 09.
Blissey
No one is annoying enough to deserve Blissey
Tangrowth
red13n
You sure do love your tentacles.
Kangaskhan
Wesley Morioka
You are one scrappy dude, man.
Kingdra
King Empoleon
Maybe we could have seen you in VGC 2010... I dunno...
Seaking
Basics
FUCK YEAH. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Starmie
husk
Is there any gen you’re NOT good in?
Mr. Mime
Red
You. Creep. Me. The. Fuck. Out.
Scizor
Diesel
DGAF. Bullet punch Shedinjas.
Jynx
Anita
This is what you’ll look like in the future.
Electivire
Arkerus
I’ll remember your vire as the only one I’ve seen in VGC.
Magmortar
Indra
You’re relatively new to me but you’ve got a fiery personality, kid.
Pinsir
bugmaniacbob
BUGS? PINSIR? YEAH!
Tauros
The_Chaser
Thew New Tauros Champ.
Gyarados
Justin8649
YOU ARE SO INTIMIDATING SOMETIMES. But when it comes down to it, knowing your weakness is all it takes to calm you down.
Lapras
Rebecca Black
Only appears on Fridays!
Ditto
Ditto
Yeah.
Vaporeon
VapreonsHaze
SO OLD SCHOOL. You didn’t know much about me but I was a fan!
Flareon
Josh
Poor kid. Will you ever stop getting shafted at VGC?
Jolteon
PokemonBattleBrain
Sub. Baton Pass. Switch in. Get in line. Sub. Get in line again.
Espeon
Jumpman16
ESPYJUMP. Coolest of all the eeveelutions.
Umbreon
Yamipoli
DARK? YEAH?
Glaceon
WhiteQueen.
IceQueen
Leafeon
Vineon
Oh come on you all saw this coming.
Porygon-Z
Misty
Pretty sure he’s just data.
Omastar
0mastar
Man I’m not even creative with these anymore
Kabutops
KabutoKid
You weren’t around for very long but we did learn GSC together!
Aerodactyl
ExpertEvan
You are ANCIENT. But despite that, you’re still one of the quickest mods around.
Snorlax
kongler
If you’ve ever met Juddley you’d be hard pressed to put him anywhere else. I’m convinced that Snorlax is your spirit Pokemon, bro. Living life to its fullest
Articuno
BlueKirby
BLUE! And overall a really chill bro.
Zapdos
NeoSyrex
I know you had to keep the rain up....
Moltres
Legendary Fire
I wish I could see more of you. You were always one of my favorites.
Dragonite
DragonFE. You seem like a big orange lovable lug. Also XD Dnite is a baller.
Mewtwo
DarkMewtwo1
Forever a badass. Try not getting into fights for once, bud.
Mew
goofball
Shit, is there any metagame you CAN’T learn?