Azelf is a one trick pony in VGC like Sceptile in OU. You know what’s coming but it’s still annoying!
You must be delicious.
i liek u
ExtremeSpeed! We all wish we could have one...
Inferior to the original butterfly in all ways
Lay off all those powders man.
Did you version of VentanasXP expire? You’ve been gone forever.
Just lying around..
Your Swellow may be popula but you’re kinda terrible in design!
You could probably fit a ton of (pretz) in your mouth!
Man you’re not seen in competitively play at all. Outclassed by every other Psychic type but I guess you can hold your own if you’re a girl...
I honestly don’t know much about you, but I hear you are strong! Also cool! So I’m sticking you with Gallade and his unique typing. (Medicham is dead to me)
holy shit i forgot you existed
just coz your avatar
so much power but you hardly use it...
Speed is the name of your game. Spam shit up and get the fuck out of there.
Everyone was prepared to see you at at least one VGC, but we were all waiting for nothing. Always in the back of our minds, never on the field.
EXPLOUD HELLO. MY FELLOW EMO
And a MUAY THAI FIGHTER
normalizing smogon, yo
You’re often overlooked but I still think you’re one of the coolest guys out there. I always have fun playing with you.
lolwut? You came out of nowhere and did nothing. But still ILU!
You were always a BAMF. And Aggron is just that.
Had your best moments in ADV but I’m sure you could still do more if you decided to!
I know you love dem Manectrics.
Nothing more needs to be said.
Such a cute pairing...
ROCK SLIDE WHAT THE FUCK.
What can’t you swallow?
Jesus fuck you’re cool. Why don’t we see more of you!?
You need to be in here. I’m running out of ideas.
are you ever not confused?
You were great to us. Please come back better than ever!
Not much is known about Eraddd other than that he’s a cool guy. Also maybe prickly?
McGoose. So fierce.
Honestly, I don’t know alot about you. Other than that I like your style. Maybe I’ll look into talking to you more!
Trick. Rock. Dig. Boom. POW.
Despite you being a clone of all the other ground/waters, you’re my favorite.
I call Crawdaunt LobSTAR. And you’re a STAR in my book. Or something. ADV mons suck.
Honestly man, I was running out of places to put you. And this is the coolest out of the ones left so yeah!
Armaldo could be a guide if he wanted...
With lots of love from your new found Pokemon friends, you’re evolving into a beauty.
You were pretty dependent on the weather last year!
FIRST YOU’RE BLACK. THEN YOU’RE WHITE. WHICH ONE IS IT!?
Discarded and often seeks revenge...
You’re not around as much anymore but your spirit lives on here!
My (HM) Slave
Whiny, and never shuts up with his high-pitched cries.
Catching people off guard with those sucker punches. Surprising us all!
We never even saw much of you in Pokemon... though you were definitely COOL. Puns.
COLD-HEARTED. JK You’re pretty cool!
despite being annoying as shit, you’re still cool SOMETIMES
YOUR NAME FITS.
Double Relicanth. *motion*
Yeah you were good, and it took a while but you were finally BANNED.
The processing power of a thousand super computers
stones... rocks... yeah...
You were king when Blissey wasn’t around
Registeel’s got the Heil Hitler thing going. Right up your anti-semitic alley.
Dude your sister is hot.
Ladies and gentlmen, RAIN is FALLING on the field...
After seeing so much shiny Dozer in VGC 2010, I’d be hardpressed to put you anywhere else. Such a powerful Pokemon.
The king of hax.
You seem to have the same origin as Clefable...