Everyone on irc, especially me, was kinda fuzzy on the mechanics of Whirlpool. Smash says getting hit in the face with SE STAB 14 base power moves is enough to snap you out of it, and I guess that’s true.
Also danmantincan I love you for the format, minimal hassle with the copypasta. GOOD JOB.

Abraxas (Torchic) (F)
HP: 90
Energy: 100%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: N/A
Actions:
Fire Blast (Airplane) ~ Counter (LOCKE) ~ Fire Blast (LOCKE)

Ivy (Bulbasaur) (F)
HP: 90
Energy: 100%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: N/A
Actions:
Flinch ~ Sleep Powder (Airplane) ~ Sludge Bomb (LOCKE)

LOCKE (Nuzleaf) (M)
HP: 100
Energy: 100%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: N/A
Actions:
Fake Out (Ivy) ~ Dig (Abraxas) ~ Extrasensory (Ivy)

Airplane (Togepi) (F)
HP: 90
Energy: 100%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: N/A
Actions:
Flamethrower (Ivy) ~ Psychic (Ivy) ~ Flamethrower (Ivy)
Round 1:
Why The Hell Would Anyone Fight A Pokemon Battle Here
LOCKE starts things off with a quick
Fake Out, scaring Ivy and causing him to flinch. Abraxas counters with a humongous
Fire Blast, bathing the newborn Airplane in a wreath of flames and sending him…airborne. Sturdy little bugger, he climbs to his stubby feet and fires back a
Flamethrower at the defenseless Ivy.
LOCKE
Digs into the ground to avoid incoming attacks, as Ivy recovers and sprays a
Sleep Powder at Airplane, sending the infant off to dreamland. LOCKE comes out of the ground and slams Abraxas, but, ready, she
Counters, throwing the unprepared Nuzleaf back.
LOCKE, realizing physical attacks aren’t a great idea right now, changes things up with an
Extrasensory on Ivy. It’s like a headache but WORSE. Poor thing. I have one too. It’s like three in the morning.
Er, back to the battle.
Ivy shakes her head to clear it and responds with a
Sludge Bomb, which explodes on LOCKE with lots of purplish gooey…stuff. Yeah, stuff. Anyway, Abraxas follows up with another
Fire Blast on LOCKE, damaging it heavily! Airplane shakes off her drowsiness and fires off another
Flamethrower, which, ouch,
burns him!
Fire burns?
BSHAX

Abraxas (Torchic) (F)
HP: 73
Energy: 74%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: N/A

Ivy (Bulbasaur) (F)
HP: 35
Energy: 88%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: Burn’d

LOCKE (Nuzleaf) (M)
HP: 50
Energy: 84%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: N/A

Airplane (Togepi) (F)
HP: 73
Energy: 86%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: N/A
danmantincan has 81.0526316% of his health left.
Rediamond has 81.8918919% of his health left.
Well, looks like they're about even! Rediamond edges ahead, but he's all out of Fake Out now...
danmantincan, you're up!