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Old Jul 27th, 2011, 5:40:05 AM   #5
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ugh i forgot about this until 2:30 in the morning

btw rick your dragonair still says dratini on it j/s

so does dusclops

you also forgot to change levitate to pressure


Roselia (Prika) (M)
HP: 90
Energy: 100%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: N/A
Actions: Water Sport ~ Toxic (Cyclost) ~ Sludge Bomb (Loch)


Puncha (Gurrdurr) (M)
HP: 100
Energy: 100%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: N/A
Actions: Taunt (Cyclost) ~ Hammer Arm (Loch) ~ Drain Punch (Loch)


Cyclost (Duskull) (M)
HP: 80
Energy: 100%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: N/A
Actions: (Evolve) Ice Punch ~ Night Shade ~ Ice Punch (PRIKA)


Loch (Dragonair) (F)
HP: 100
Energy: 100%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: N/A
Actions: Ice Beam (Prika) ~ Twister ~ Ice Beam (Prika)

Round 1: ITT The Beginning Of An Epic Middle Cup Battle! (but lc is far better)

Cyclost, imbued with sufficient power, glows brightly (sorta weird for a ghost) and evolves from an ugly Duskull into a beautiful Dusclops! Oh, the power! It high-fives Cyclost's face!

He's still slower than a flaming, stationary train wreck with no survivors, though. Loch takes the initiative and lands a powerful super-effective hit on Prika with an icy Ice Beam! That's gotta sting. Prika's one sturdy rosey-thorny-plant-person-fairy-thing, though, and she weathers the blow and strikes back with a powerful...Water Sport. Bleh. Well, at least she's shielded from fire attacks for a while, but Loch clearly doesn't gaf. Puncha follows up with a very infuriating Taunt, enraging Cyclost and [u[preventing him from using non-attacking moves[/u] with his rage! Pokemon take swears seriously, y'know. Especially the dark energy ones. Those are especially vulgar.

Loch, still pristine, majestic, and untouched by the ravages of war, summons a mighty Twister to batter her foes. Drawing on toxins in her left hand, right hand, head, feet, and body, Prika blasts Cyclost with a deadly Toxic gas, inflicting deadly poison! Guaranteed to piss off defensive Mons since 1973. Meanwhile, Puncha raises a fist and smashes Loch with a powerful Hammer Arm'd steel girder-club! That's gotta hurt, being smashed by a Gurdurr's girder. Cyclost, barely noticing the growing infestation within his ghostly body, fires a Night Shade at Prika, damaging her even further! She's looking worn already!

Sucking in a large breath, Loch blasts Prika with another Ice Beam, but Prika finally returns fire with a Sludge Bomb, which makes for the first and therefore most memorable explosion of the battle! Because all battles must have explosions. Cyclost, still quite pissed about those unfriendly verbal jabs, takes his feelings out on Prika with another Ice Punch. And Puncha, undaunted by his hindered movement, takes advantage of a lull in the battle to FOCUS PUNCH LOCH IN THE FACE, Saxton Hale-style.


Prika (Roselia) (M)
HP: 16
Energy: 81%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: Water Sport (3 Actions)


Puncha (Gurrdurr) (M)
HP: 94
Energy: 74%
Boosts/Drops: -1 Speed
Others: Water Sport (3 Actions)


Cyclost (Dusclops) (M)
HP: 88
Energy: 62%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: Toxic (2 DPA), Taunt (3 Actions)


Loch (Dragonair) (F)
HP: 47
Energy: 84%
Boosts/Drops: N/A
Others: N/A

Calcs


rick go
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Darkamber8828: Taunt is pokemon-cussing, right?
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DarkSlay: Not Pokemon actually cussing out one another.
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