I told the cops I was visiting my dying sister in the hospice. Worked like a charm, they love a good sob story, even if their files show I don't have a sister. But hey, I drowned a paparazzi, since when does that count as murder? Pffffffffffffft. No jury would ever convict me.
Team Metal Bagon:
Crazy Frog (Anticipation + Dry Skin)
HP: 74
Energy: 74
Speed: 85
Stats: -1 Spd
Status: Fine
Actions: Cross Chop - Swagger - Cross Chop
Team IceBug:
Tourmaline (Levitate + Technician)
HP: 73
Energy: 82
Speed: 110
Stats: 0
Status: Taunted (3 actions), Tormented (5 actions)
Actions: Shadow Ball x3
With his best options disabled by Taunt and Torment, Tourmaline resorts firing a large black orb at the mighty Crazy Frog. C'mon Tourmaline, smash the annoying thing! Well, it hurts him at any rate. The Toxicroak retaliates with a chop of bone crushing force.... But it misses, as he's just feeling too cocky about this situation. Tourmaline tries to blast him with another Shadow Ball, but fails due to the Torment of that damn song... Knowing this, Crazy Frog proceeds to get his swag on, and continues to generally taunt and annoy the shit out of everybody. Bastardo. Tourmaline is rightly further indignified, and his attack goes way up, enough to cloud his judgement, and severely confuse him! He ends up smacking himself in the face, and things are made worse when Crazy Frog hands him another Cross Chop to the face. While the trainers re-strategise, let's look at the standings...
Calcs:
Team Metal Bagon:
Crazy Frog (Anticipation + Dry Skin)
HP: 64
Energy: 55
Speed: 85
Stats: -1 Spd
Status: Fine
Team IceBug:
Tourmaline (Levitate + Technician)
HP: 38
Energy: 63
Speed: 110
Stats: +2 Atk
Status: Tormented (2 actions), Confused (1 action)
IceBug, you're up.