[Rediamond]

Ugh. Sorry, but I have issues reffing in reasonable amounts of time. I'll try to make it up with the reffings though. Oh, and didn't see the 2 day DQ. I'll try to meet it from here on out. But for now here's

ROUND TWO: Failing Colloshalely

Inspired by the Mud falling all around him, Colloshale also decides to throw up the Earth. But with MOAR PAIN!!! He slams his body into the ground again, this time causing several objects to fly into the air. What are they? Birds? Planes? No, it's gigantic rocks that are somehow easily survived by most things unless they dislike rocks. Personally, I think everything should dislike falling rocks. I mean, Bastidon "resists" rocks, and look what one did to the entire species. Regardless, I digress. The falling meteors come down like something from a poorly made apocalypse movie and slam into Monohm who shrugs it off, Embrich who cringes as it crushes his elaborate root system, and Timburr, who made the unfortunate mistake of looking up to see what it was. Ouch. Monohm doesn't quite realize that ERBOH references are so last round, and continues trying to rap against Randy Savage, who doesn't seem to care. He would much rather use his fists on them commies anyways. Embrich decides to pull out his law degree and lecture Colloshale on the various legal reprecussions of throwing rocks at someone else, and eventually winning the lawsuit in a one day Ace Attorney style case, draining large amounts of his health. Blood sucking lawyers... Ralts realizes that she can just slam attacks into Monohm while his screen is down, and fires off a Hidden Power attack that hits the Electric Sheep for decent damage. Randy Savage is angry that in the edited version of his rap battle, he did not outclass Monohm to the point of confusion, so he tries to show him his confusing dance moves again. However, it backfires. Monohm's computer screen is too dusty to watch the battle, and slamming his fist into it only gets Macho Man a faceful of paralyzing electricity. Oh, did I ever mention how this game makes fun of the disabled? I should requit ASB after this battle in protest. Anyways, Macho Man's a bit closer to Steven Hawking than Randy Savage at the moment. Timburr decides to pull out his law degree as well, but he's still cringing from the rock to the face, and accidentally presents his Tax Returns instead of his attorney's badge.

Colloshale begins to throw some more rocks. He jumps into the air and

Result

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Timburr finally finds his Attorney's Badge. The sheer mach speed of the Objection causes Colloshale to faint on the spot.

Now that that's out of the way, let's get on with the round.

Monohm remembers how to speak in a German accent, and proceeds to taunt Machop once again. However this time, it's slightly different "When I apply my battle theory minds are relatively blown, so..." It doesn't seem like he's taunted, but simply tormented by how annoying his paralysis is. That's going to be annoying. Embrich casts up yet another wall of light. When in doubt, repeat what failed. Ralts fires yet another Hidden Power at the wall, but it does pathetic damage when the light has filtered it out. Machop is anguished by his paralysis to the point where he is mentally unable to attack, even if his condition wouldn't have actually prevented it.

Emporer Red is decently impressed with the action, but still has his Seviper keep up Mud Sport to make things interesting.

Monohm/Embrich/Timburr
HP: 9/89/78
En: 60/68/91
Other: ---/---/---
Light Screen 5 actions

vs

Colloshale/Ralts(likeaboss)/Machop
HP: KO/90/100
En: KO/77/76
Other: KO/Taunted four actions/Tormented 5 actions (DynamicPunch blocked next round), 20% paralysis(degrades two actions), Guts active

Rickheg sends out his Pokemon, Tortferngatr gives orders, Rickheg gives orders.