[Rediamond]

Monohm/Embrich/Timburr
HP: 4/89/9
En: 25/42/62
Other: +2 speed (permanent)/---/Burned, guts active

vs

Tepig/Golett/Machop
HP: 71/90/77
En: 71/100/73
Other: ---/---/Tormented 1 action (Bullet Punch blocked next round), 5% paralysis(degrades one action), Guts active

Arena: Dialgia stands prepared to cast judgement

Round Five: IT FINALLY EFFING DIED!

"GENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"

"Alright, Cloak I know you're excited to watch a Monohm get destroyed, but can you please quiet down so I can ref already?"

"Gengar."

"OK then, and now we're off."

Dialgia and his RNG really dislike the Ralts line. Not only did he judge a Ralts, but he completely ignores a Gardevoir. But they like Monohms. He frees Monohm even more from the bonds of time until he zips ahead of all others on the field as he creates another shield of energy. Machop tries to follow, but the Paralysis surges through his body once again until it's all gone, finally freeing his muscles up. At this point, Timburr decides to try out a new move. It's called FALCON PAWNCH! She races forwards with the speed and force of an F-Zero car into Tepig, sending him blasting away as the sheer awesomeness of the attack causes her pride and stanima to swell. Embrich decides to continue being annoying, and blasts a wad of goo at the newly arrived Golett, sending a wave of toxins through his system. They aren't that bad now, but give it some time... And Tepig is pissed. F-Zero cars are horribly inefficient, and Tepig hates energy waste. Therefore, he decides to punish the female Captain Falcon poser by using another flaming tackle to recharge his system, become even faster than the fighting type, and gaining 20% charge on his Geothermic phone. But Golett still hasn't moved. He's preparing to show the world one thing, and one things alone. FALCON PAWNCHing is for men only. He screams to the world, and slams a massive punch into Embrich sending him flying back over the horizon... well, just a few feet. But it really hurt to put it mildly.

By this point, the Emporer is on his feet. "Alright, Dialgia. Get around to killing the stupid Monohm already."

Dialgia looks mildly annoyed at having to take orders from a mortal, but complies anyways and begins to bend and twist the flow of time in the colloseum into some sort of a reverse temporal flow. Tepig's charge makes it harder for him to move through time, while Monohm's "freedom" from normal time crushes him tightly in the new temporal structure. Machop and Golett, now the fastest Pokemon in the match, rush forwards as one, letting out a powerful punch and a shadowy one on Monohm and Timburr respectively. While Monohm falls down for the count, the new vitality from her last PAWNCH keeps Timburr standing. Embrich decides that if we have a Captain Falcon (or two), there has to be his annoying counterpart from the Subspace Emissary. So, Embrich pulls a Pikmin (I DON'T CARE HOW IT'S SPELLED!) from out of nowhere, and chucks it at Machop, causing it to start sucking away his life force. Ouch. Tepig decides to make himself even slower and more wasteful to his alliance (but better for society!) with another Flame Charge on Embrich. How creative. Dialgia, will you... reward his creativity for me?


"GENGAR GEN!"

"...Gardevoir, translation please."

"He asked why Dialgia didn't just kill the Monohm himself."

"Well, you see it's this great thing called a random number generator that Dialgia makes all of his decisions based off of. I just made sure that at least one of them would hurt Monohm to make up for his exceptionally good luck... like three blessings in a row. I didn't actually have to alter it though. He did the mini-trick room on his own. And since the Monohm's dead and the words "GEN" and "GAR" add very little to this reffing, Gengar return!"

"...he does minorly give me the creeps sometimes."

"He's a ghost type. That's what he's supposed to do."

"...I meant that in multiple ways."

"Gardevoir, please tell me if I don't want a translation from now on."

"Gladly."

Monohm/Embrich/Timburr
HP: KO/73/3
En: KO/26/39
Other: KO/---/Burned, guts active

vs

Tepig/Golett/Machop
HP: 55/88/74
En: 62/85/68
Other: +1 speed/Badly Poisoned 1DPA(ups one action)/seeded (5 actions)

Arena: Dialgia stands prepared to cast judgement
Trick Room 2 actions

Tortferngatr sends out his Pokemon, Rickheg orders, Tortferngatr orders, I ref, repeat until battle ends, repeat with more battles until December 2012.