[Jimera0]

Originally Posted by Fat Jimera0

Also reserving a Poke for Tyranitarphantom, I've always wanted to give out a ridiculously hard scramble.

EDIT: Take a Marill called Fatso.
Fatso is fat (must have ability Thick Fat)
Fatso is slow (must have a speed hindering nature and never have its speed boosted in any way or hold Quick Claw)
Fatso is lazy (Refuses to evolve because it takes too much effort. You can force him to evolve by soloing Wattson with him. You may set up with your other Pokemon first and switch out to heal, but nothing else. The number of attempts you get at this depends on your luck. Flip a coin after every failure. If it's heads, you get to try again. If it's tails, Fatso has had enough of your bullshit and you're out of luck and have to use a Marill for the rest of the game.)
Fatso loves to eat (Must hold a berry at all times, and can only be healed outside of Pokemon Centers using items he eats or drinks. He won't have bad tasting stuff though, so no berries which are primarily a flavour he dislikes or bitter medicine. Revive does not count as an item he can use, so if he faints during a Solo you must reset and try again.)
Fatso loves to sleep (Must know Rest ASAP and use it every time his health goes below 2/3rds)
Fatso should have been born a Snorlax (Can only use moves Snorlax can learn in Gen III, look at this page to find out what those are)
Fatso hates both Team Magma and Team Aqua (Since the nasty weather they'd make would make it harder to sleep and eat! Have him Solo both Maxie and Archie every time you face them).

Hard enough for yah?

I've decided to edit a little bit of this. Edited sections are in bold.

EDIT: If you're wondering why I gave him the possibility of evolving Fatso, look at this link... http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HopeSpot