-Round 1 begin-
Words...cannot describe what just occurred today. I've...taken it into my responsibility to record this event for our posterity, and for all who shall battle after us. Please, listen to my story.
The Amazing Tale of Honeybuns, Avatar of Peace and Happiness
Honeybuns Sweet Scent + Tailwind combo - Cooldown - Hug Rhyperior
Granmarg Rock Blast x3
Granmarg used Rock Blast, hit confirms, hits five times, crits fail, does 15 (BP) + 3 (STAB) + 3 (Ranks) + 2 (Expert Belt) * 2.25 (4x weak) = 52 damage to Honeybuns, -6 energy
Honeybuns used Sweet Wind of Pacifism, hit confirms, crit fails, does -9001 (BP) + 3 (Fire) + 3 (Water) + 3 (Wind) + 3 (Earth) + 3 (Heart) + 649 (Friendship) + 19.99 (Combeeland Entrance Fee) + 1776 (Freedom) + 3 (STAB) - 1.5 (Ranks) = -6531.51 damage to Granmarg's resolve, Granmarg attended higher level education, Granmarg earned the Nobel Peace Prize, Granmarg was paralyzed, but Granmarg was able to overcome his condition for the good of all Combees across the world, Granmarg works with Honeybuns to draft up the greatest treaty in the history of ASB, and with both of their signatures it shall be drafted into law, -17 energy
Honeybuns combo cooldown
Granmarg used Peace Treaty, the attack missed due to Honeybuns' lack of participation
Honeybuns hugs Rhyperior, says she's sorry for her absence being the sole factor in not achieving world peace, Granmarg is confused, Granmarg questions his life, Granmarg questions his achievements, Granmarg finally realizes his purpose in the world, Granmarg cannot fall for these schemes, Granmarg cannot fall for these lies, Granmarg became enraged, Granmarg drank excessive amounts of alcohol, Honeybuns is paralyzed by fear, Granmarg decides that his life has no meaning, that all of his work had been for naught, that Combees are the scum of the earth and must be obliterated
Granmarg used Rock Blast, the attack missed
Honeybuns pleads desperately for her survival, says that the world can be a better place without constant fighting, Granmarg became confused, knowing that inside the battle between crushing the Combee and saving every Combee still rages constantly, without stopping, and it's tearing apart his mind, making him unable to do his work, making him lose hope in the world with each passing day
Granmarg is confused, Granmarg hit himself in his confusion, Granmarg went back to his cache of alcohol, Granmarg became badly poisoned
Honeybuns seeks medical help for Granmarg, but realizes that it's too late, and after a long and painful four hours in the emergency room, Honeybuns knows what she must do, for if she does not then not only will Granmarg die, but none of the problems she set out to solve will ever be solved, for the endless, brutal cycle of hatred and violence continues to occur, and Honeybuns knows she is the only one that can stop it
Granmarg was hurt by poison, Granmarg hit himself in his confusion
Honeybuns gathers the Combees of the world after a long and arduous journey across every region known to man in a joyous song of praise and with her brothers and sisters creates a billowing gust of sweet wind that sweeps across the land, touches the hearts of every Pokemon in ASB, and leads the world into a new era of peace and happiness
Granmarg snapped out of his confusion
Honeybuns presents the peace treaty again, knowing that now, the world can be saved, as long as Granmarg presents his signature, then the world can be right again, and that he can die in peace, knowing he had done at least one good deed in his life of destroying Bug/Flying types with 4x weaknesses
Granmarg was hurt by poison, but manages to make his way to the convention that day, and in his dying breath he signed away to a peaceful utopia in ASB forever, where there are no crushed Combees, no unfair fights, no 4x weaknesses, and honey-flavoured ice cream for everyone.
-Round 1 end-
The offer stands, Its_A_Random. Will you accept this treaty, and with it the happiness and freedom of every Combee on Earth? If not...then this story will have never happened. Granmarg's second Rock Blast would have hit, for he would be too blinded by rage to recognize the effort that Honeybuns had gone through to try and establish this new order. Do you want to be the sole murderer of this Combee, and her race?