EDIT: Oh, it has to exceed five...why on earth is sneasel 3 TC?
Meh, in any case, I'll send out this guy instead.
Protea

Happiny [Protea] (F)
Nature: Modest (Special Attack increased by *, Attack decreased by *)
Type:
Normal: Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.
Abilities:
Natural Cure: (Innate) This Pokemon’s body has the ability to heal itself of status afflictions over time, it goes into effect six (6) actions after being inflicted with a status. In switch battles, this Pokemon heals all status effects when switched out.
Serene Grace: (Innate) This Pokemon has a blessing which doubles the success chance of its attack’s secondary effects. (eg paralysis from Thunderbolt)
Friend Guard (DW): (Innate) The Pokemon's body emits an aura of joy that reduces the Base Attack Power of all opponents' attacks in multiple battles by two (2).
Stats:
HP: 110
Atk: Rank 0 (-)
Def: Rank 1
SpA: Rank 2 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 30
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 11
EC:1/9
MC:0
DC: 1/5
Attacks (11):
Pound
Charm
Copycat
Refresh
Sweet Kiss
Aromatherapy
Counter
Endure
Protect
Toxic
Flamethrower
Shadow Ball
EDIT2: Oh right, orders
Happiny: Flamethrower (Sneasel)~Toxic (Sneasel)~Flamethrower (Sneasel)
If you are hit with Brick Break, Counter
Minccino: Sing (Sneasel)~Tail Slap (Swinub)~Helping Hand
If Fake Out is used on Happiny A3, use Helping Hand A1 and Sing A3
EDIT3: Derp, forgot my abilities:
Minccino: Technician
Happiny: Serene Grace