Dec 4th, 2011, 3:06:13 PM
Join Date: Sep 2010
Waiting for the winds of change to sweep the clouds away
Round 1 Begin!
...Aaaaaaand I lied. Sorry.
Welcome to what promises to be another great battle! I'm Roman the Gallade, and alongside me once again is my teammate and colleague, Irwin the Feraligatr.
That's right, Roman. Here we are again at the ASB Arena--for what seems like the millionth time--for today's battle between jas...um...there's a lot of numbers here, I'll just come back to it...and C-dollarsign-F-P. What is with these people and their weird names? Why can't parents just name their children "Johnny" or "Steve" like they used to?
I'm sure it's just the culture, Irwin. Anyway, jas has sent out Matthew, his Goldeen, and C$FP counters with his Shroomish.
Actually, this Shroomish doesn't have a name, apparently.
What the--who wouldn't nickname their Pokemon? This guy must be pretty cold!
To each his own, I suppose. In any event, let's get this battle started! Matthew leads with a Poison Jab! Normally, that would be a good move, but he's got to watch out for Shroomish'd Poison Heal ability. It didn't activate this time, but next time Matthew might not be so lucky!
Wait...so you're telling me this thing heals itself using poison?
...Hmph. Just as I thought. Grass-types are cowards. They can't fight back, so they let their abilities troll people! Take Venusaur for example. Gen I-IV, it was useless. But give it Chlorophyll in Gen V, and suddenly it's broken!
You're one to talk, seeing as you got Sheer Force this generation. Helped you out quite a bit, hasn't it?
Riiiiiight...anyway, back on topic. Shroomish just retaliated against Matthew, firing off a volley of explosive seeds! That Seed Bomb attack did excellent damage!
But Matthew isn't done yet! He shoots a Beam of Ice at the stupid little mushroom! Ha! Take that, you little--
Whoa, whoa! If you can't cover this battle objectively, I'll have to kick you out of here!
Anyway...Now Shroomish fires back with a Bullet Seed attack! It hits one...two times! Clearly not what Shroomish was hoping for, but it'll have to do for now.
It looks like Matthew's getting cocky, though--he's tried another Poison Jab! It hits again, but this time it poisons Shroomish, activating Poison Heal! Matthew just made it much harder on himself! jas has to be shaking his head after that one!
Shroomish lands another Seed Bomb attack! This doesn't look good for Matthew...
...Well? Aren't you going to say something?
I'm trying to be objective. I've been keeping my comments to myself.
Besides, it's not my fault that Shroomish is a pathetic excuse for a Pokemon that nobody even likes. Why should I complain about it?
That's it, you're done. Get out of here, now.
Hey--whoa! Watch it! What are you--
Don't make me do it, Irwin.
Just try it!
<sigh> Fine. But don't say I didn't warn you.
Roman used Close Combat!
...I really hate having to do that...while I find a new co-host, let's take a break.
Status: What was that flying blue crocodile all about?
Other: Poisoned (Poison Heal = +2 HP per action)
Status: Probably a stray parade balloon or something.
C$FP, you're up.
14:15 Ragnarokalex i do believe its time to hit some children with sticks