Well, Red, I'm happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Stealth Rock is the best move of all time.
Of all time.
12+((8+3+1.5(4-2))*1.5)+(13+3+1.5(4-3)+4~^)+((8+3+1.5(4-2))*1.5)=12+21+22+21=76>71, and I only take 39 DMG (barring crits and SpD drops) to boot. I could Double Team, but I'll take a clean skirmish victory here.
Psyshock ~ Brine ~ Psyshock