[Dogfish44]

I'm P.sure I'm reffing -Spe correctly here when combined with -Acc.

Lou O
Smogon (♂) @ ExP Share

66 HP / 76 EN
Status: Paralysed (10%)
Abilities: Levitate
3 Atk / 3 Def / 3 Sp.Atk / 2 Sp.Def / 30 Speed / 1 Size / 1 Weight
Will-O-Wisp ~ Smokescreen ~ Sludge Bomb

VS

yarnusvshartiwg O
Zzz! (♂) @ N/A

120 HP / 80 EN
Status: Taunted (4a)
Abilities: Pick Up ; Thick Fat ; Gluttony
3 Atk / 3 Def / 1 Sp.Atk / 3 Sp.Def / 5 Speed / 1 Size / 5 Weight
Tackle ~ Zen Headbutt ~ Tackle

Battle BGM

Smogon hopes that hax doesn't hit him this time... and it seems as if his hopes are in vain. At least he didn't use any energy, as Zzz! Tackles into him, bouncing into Smogon as if kicking a Football (Or for the yanks amongst us, a Soccer Ball).

: 57/76 ~ Paralysed (5%)

: 120/77 ~ Taunted (3a)

Smogon now limbers up, spinning around and releasing a Smokescreen across the arena. Zzz! is still able to latch onto Smogon's smell, and blasts the poisonous orb with a Zen Headbutt.

: 45/72 ~ Paralysed (5%)

: 120/71 ~ Taunted (2a)

Smogon finally scores a hit with a Sludge Bomb, though I doubt that it can recover from abysmal luck and constant Tackles.

: 36/66

: 108/68 ~ Taunted (1a)

Calcs and Rolls

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Action 1:

RNG Roll (To-Full Para) (<=1000): 89/10000 (Yes)
Smogon can't move!
Zzz! used Tackle!
RNG Roll (To-Crit) (<=625): 3740/10000 (No)
(6 + ((3-3)*1.5) + 3) = 9 Damage
-3 EN

Action 2:

RNG Roll (To-Full Para) (<=500): 9676/10000 (No)
Smogon used Smokescreen!
Zzz!'s accuracy fell!
-4 EN
Zzz! used Zen Headbutt!
RNG Roll (To-Hit) (<=7750): 2547/10000 (Yes)
RNG Roll (To-Crit) (<=625): 2030/10000 (No)
(8 + ((3-3)*1.5))*1.5 = 12 Damage
-6 EN

Action 3:

RNG Roll (To-Full Para) (<=500): 6085/10000 (No)
Smogon used Sludge Bomb!
RNG Roll (To-Crit) (<=625): 1004/10000 (No)
RNG Roll (To-Poison) (<=3000): 6245/10000 (No)
(9 + ((3-3)*1.5) + 3) = 12 Damage
-6 EN
Zzz! used Tackle!
RNG Roll (To-Hit) (<=8500): 3401/10000 (Yes)
RNG Roll (To-Crit) (<=625): 2470/10000 (No)
(6 + ((3-3)*1.5) + 3) = 9 Damage
-3 EN

Lou O
Smogon (♂) @ ExP Share

36 HP / 66 EN
Status: -
Abilities: Levitate
3 Atk / 3 Def / 3 Sp.Atk / 2 Sp.Def / 30 Speed / 1 Size / 1 Weight
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

VS

yarnusvshartiwg O
Zzz! (♂) @ N/A

108 HP / 68 EN
Status: Taunted (1a) ; -1 Accuracy
Abilities: Pick Up ; Thick Fat ; Gluttony
3 Atk / 3 Def / 1 Sp.Atk / 3 Sp.Def / 5 Speed / 1 Size / 5 Weight
Where the hell are you?