Welcome, once again, one and all to the ASB arena, the place where dreams begin, end, and continue! The two fighters have decided on their first Pokemon and actions, its time for them to act!
Pre-Round stats:

Phony
HP: 90
EN: 100

Professor
HP: 90
EN: 100
Calcs:
As we begin our first round, the noobie wastes no time in going fully offensive! The little Drowzee realizes, even before the attack, that it would be super-effective, and he attempts to avoid it, but to no use! The little rock named for a Professor of Science (probably) summons a dark wind and nails Phony! Phony isn't just going to sit down and let this beating take place, and he fires off a giant Thunder Wave, crippling Rebble immensely!
Gloating about how he is now faster, Phony fires off a cloud of Poison Gas... POISON GAS?! -runs to grab a gas mask- What the heck kind of attack is THAT?! Don't you know you can kill me Doorknob?!?! Anyways, back to the battle at hand, it appears that Professor's vision is completely blinded by the gas, and he's now poisoned! Strangely enough, it seems that Phony isn't phased by this at all! Trying to collect itself, Professor fires off a Flamethrower at Phony! This Rebble sure is lucky, as it hit even through all these accuracy modifiers!
Phony decides that he has crippled Professor enough, and he picks the pile of rock up with Psychic energy, spins it around a bit, then slams it straight into the walls of the arena! Frazzled, but certainly nowhere near being defeated, Professor picks himself up and launches another Ominous Wind straight at Phony! Even with Forewarn and the accuracy drop from the Poison Gas still lingering around, everything seems to be hitting, probably because of his Quiet nature!
Will Axmaster continue the beating of this
anteater tapir (meh, close enough...), or does Doorknob have a trick up his sleeve that will send Ax on a run for his money?! Stay tuned!
Post-Round stats:

Phony
HP: 46
EN: 81

Professor
HP: 73
EN: 81
Paralyzed (drop to 20%)
Poisoned (2 DMG per action)
-1 Accuracy (decays in 2a)
Axmaster makes his actions
Doorknob makes his actions
I ref again