[The Wanderer]

PRE-ROUND

Ice-eyes:

Yoko
HP: 72
EN: 54
Speed: 5 (20/5)
Abilities: Serene Grace, Hustle
Status ailments: Paralysis (15%)
Buffs/debuffs: Paralysis (25% speed)
Other: None

VS.

King Serperior:

Goku
HP: 39
EN: 68
Speed: 15 (60/4)
Abilities: Inner Focus, Steadfast
Status ailments: Paralysis (10%)
Buffs/debuffs: Paralysis (25% speed)
Other: None

Round 3: Yes, the music is still broken.

♫Las Mañanitas

GYM LEADERS GONE WILD! SEE ELESA FLASH COMPLETE LOSERS! ALSO, SNOOP DOGG IS THERE! ORDER TODAY!

Dave, I swear to Arceus firing you wasn't good enough. You're gonna go to jail for this shit and get...wait, is this thing rolling?

...

...Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen! King Serperior just isn't having any luck today...although Goku prepares for a nasty blow by lowering Yoko's defenses with Screech, the Togepi just laughs and hits him with another bout of Extrasensory. But will this strategy pull through in the end? Can Goku turn this around with a mighty Omega Palm? Will I score a date with that hottie in the audience over there? And where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?! All of these questions will be answered...right now.

No, thanks to Protect; no, she's married; and somewhere in Afghanistan.

On the plus side, while Goku is recuperating from his failed attempt to do some damage, Yoko can't act either, thanks to her paralysis acting up.

It's been nothing but trouble for King Serperior and his Riolu...is he gonna go down next round? Find out after the break!

calculations

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Order: Riolu, Togepi

Action 1
-Move Chance (Paralyzed <= 1000): 8000 = Move
Goku used Screech!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8500): 4077 = Hit
Yoko's defense harshly fell! (-2 Def, drops on A3)
-Move Chance (Paralyzed <= 1500): 4554 = Move
Yoko used Extrasensory!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 3839 = No
-Flinch chance: Irrelevant due to attacking last = no
-Damage: (8 + 4.5 - 1.5) * 1.5 = 11 * 1.5 = 16.5 = 17 damage
Numbers: -17 HP Riolu, -14 EN Togepi, -6 EN Riolu

Action 2 (Priority: Togepi)
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1500): 6128 = Move
Yoko used Protect!
Yoko protected herself!
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1000): 8885 = Move
Goku used Omega Palm!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant
-Crit chance (for Togepi's energy cost): 8457 = No
-Damage (for Togepi's energy cost): ((((6 * 2.25) + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5) + 3.5) / 2.5 = (((13.5 + 4.5) * 1.5) + 3.5)) / 2.5 = ((18 * 1.5) + 3.5) / 2.5 = (27 + 3.5) / 2.5 = 30.5 / 2.5 = 12.2 = 13 + 7 EN
-Energy cost (Riolu): ((5 + 9) * 2) - 1 = 28 - 1 = 27 EN
Yoko protected herself!
Numbers: -20 EN Togepi, -27 EN Riolu

Action 3
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1000): 7335 = Move
Goku must cool down!
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 1500): 816 = Paralyzed
Yoko is paralyzed! She can't move! (-5% paralysis)
Numbers: No changes

Final numbers: -17 HP Riolu, -34 EN Togepi, -33 EN Riolu

END ROUND 3

Ice-eyes:

Yoko
HP: 72
EN: 20
Speed: 5 (20/5)
Abilities: Serene Grace, Hustle
Status ailments: Paralysis (5%)
Buffs/debuffs: Paralysis (25% speed), Screech (-1 Def, drops after A1)
Other: None

VS.

King Serperior:

Goku
HP: 22
EN: 35
Speed: 15 (60/4)
Abilities: Inner Focus, Steadfast
Status ailments: Paralysis (5%)
Buffs/debuffs: Paralysis (25% speed)
Other: None

Order:
Ice
King
Me, after I beat a certain asshole who messed with the muzak system's head to a bloody pulp