[waterwarrior]

"To quote Albert Einstein, insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. To be completely honest, I have no idea what the hell is going through your head, yarnus. Oh well, back to slaughtering."

Will-o-Wisp (Alexander) -> Body Slam (Alexander) -> Outrage

Post-Round stats:

Alexander
HP: 100
EN: 100

Zap!
HP: 50
EN: 90
+1 SpA (permanent)

Gelaldy
HP: 183
EN: -

Speed order: Alexander -> Gelaldy = Zap
RNG rolls (speed tie) 50, 1, 51 = Zap, Zap, Gelaldy

And the Porygon continues to do nothing...

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Action 1
Alexander used Magnet Rise! (5 EN)
Alexander began rising on electromagnetism!

Will-o-Wisp -> Alexander
RNG roll (to hit) 33 = hit
Alexander was burned! (trolololololol for you not having Guts yet)

Psybeam + Psychic combo -> Gelaldy (24 EN)
Psychic failed!
RNG roll (to crit) 13 = no crit
(7+6-9.5)(1.5) +1.75 = 7 DMG

Burn DMG -> Alexander (2 DMG)

Action 2
Zap must cool down!

RNG roll (for target, 1-50 Alexandy, 51-100 Zap) 65 = Zap
Outrage -> Zap
RNG roll (to crit) 14 = no crit
(12+9.5-4.5) = 17 DMG

Electro Rush -> Gelaldy (6+10)2 = 32 EN
RNG roll (to crit) 5 = no crit
((6x2.25)+3+4.5-9.5) = 12 DMG = 3 recoil
RNG roll (for Cursed Body) 53 = no disable

Burn DMG -> Alexander (2 DMG)

Action 3
Alexander must cool down!

RNG roll (for target, 1-50 Alexandy, 51-100 Zap) 35 = Alexander
Outrage -> Alexander
RNG roll (to crit) 8 = no crit
(12+9.5-3) = 19 DMG

Thunderbolt -> Gelaldy (7 EN)
RNG roll (to crit) 6 = no crit
(12+6-9.5) +1.75 = 10 DMG

Burn DMG (2 DMG)

As soon as Alexander hits the field, he starts to give off a golden glow, and suddenly began to float! Gelaldy, discouraged he could not obliterate the Electric-type with an Earthquake, settles with permanently crippling the beast with a burn! Zap attempts to weaken Gelaldy enough with a Psybeam before attacking more with a Psychic, but the Psychic still failed!

As Porygon attempted to Struggle again, Gelaldy exploded with rage. "I swear to god, who the hell are you?! You actually think you have the right to attack me?! RAGE RANT RAGE RAGE RANT!" As Gelaldy was going off on a rampage, Alexander took the opportunity to charge up his giant attack, actually doing sizable damage to the beast!

As Alexander cooled down, he had no way to avoid the oncoming rage monster. "AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! I'M FUCKING GELALDY, DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO TOUCH ME!" Which, in turn, made him vulnerable to Zap's... THUNDERBOLT?! You mean, it actually used an attack that would deal damage?! Alert the media!

Post-Round stats:

Alexander
HP: 72
EN: 68
Magnet Rise (3a)
Burned (2 DPA)

Zap!
HP: 33
EN: 59
+1 SpA (permanent)

Gelaldy
HP: 154
EN: -