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Originally Posted by Fat Bass

Section I: Personality Questions

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1) Are you a coward?

No

2) Justify your answer.

I defeated Gmax the woman in a duel to the death.

Section II: Belief Questions

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1) Do you believe in God?

No

2) Do you believe in Evolution?

Yes

3) Do you believe in Anthropogenic Climate Change?

Yes

4) Explain your answers to (1), (2), and (3) in one sentence each.

1. No evidence of any such being exists

2. I find the evidence to be as solid as shade's pectorial muscles.

3. See above.

Section III: Behavioral Questions

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1) Do you think you can best me in a game of Diplomacy?

I would crush you.

2) Suppose you just got home from school. If you saw a cupcake lying out in the open, would you eat it?

No, my parents probably poisoned it in some sick attempt to kill me.

3) Can you solve the following differential equation?
dy / dx = 2x

with the initial condition

y(0) = 0

Yes

4) If you answered "No" to the above question, write "I do not know enough Calculus" as your response to this question. If you answered "Yes", write the solution to the differential equation in the above question.

x^2 = y

Section IV: This question is the last one but also the most important.

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1) Write your own question here. What is Gmax's breast cup size?

2) Look at the most recently posted survey response. Write your answer to the question that particular user wrote for (1) in Section IV of his or her survey here. If you are the first person to respond to the survey and therefore do not have a question to answer here, simply respond with "First!"

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