I like trains. AND I LIKE SANDVI- *both get hit by random train*
Anyways, after that horrific incident of terror is over, let's see if the Heavy will stay!
Pre-Round stats

Monstro
HP: 120
EN: 93

Phloem
HP: 100
EN: 100
I got nothing for this part:
Monstro, soon after swallowing what looks like a miniature man and a little piece of wood, starts sneezing, spewing out water everywhere, majorly damaging Phloem! Wanting to regain health, Phloem picks up his arm and fires out Leech Seeds, but Monstro rolls out of the way just in time, completely avoiding them! However, its not all bad for Phloem, as he still receives the nice recovery from Heavy's Sandviches!
Monstro, still sneezing (oh hey, those two little things are out!), lifts himself high into the high air, certainly enough to avoid any attack, but Phloem just sits there, gathering energy! As soon as Monstro hits Phloem, he turns around and punches Monstro with a mighty fist, doing even more damage than that Bounce did!
Now angered at how he has taken a hit, Monstro begins shaking the ground beneath him, and it appears Tycho has stopped playing poker as well to come watch Phloem take the hit! Badly needing HP (even with the sandvich recovery), Phloem points his arm cannon again, only this time its draining out Monstro's HP!
It seems to be even at the moment folks, but any moment the tide can be turned! Huh? It appears Heavy has gone back to the game... and he's petting his minigun... Just keep quite everyone, and we won't be filled with expensive bullets.
Post-Round stats

Monstro
HP: 91
EN: 69

Phloem
HP: 83
EN: 80
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