I've been using Garchomp a lot now, sooooo
Despite being shoved out of OU and into Ubers in standard play, Garchomp is one of the most frightening suspects to have been allowed a second chance in the Dream World metagame. With Sand Veil at its disposal, not even Pokemon with access to moves with 100 accuracy can reliably beat down Garchomp. It even works well on sun and rain teams due to its great coverage, bulk, and versatility. It even checks sand teams, the most common type of team in DW OU. Its ability to run a SubSD set or a Choice Scarf set makes it even more gruesome, and it strikes fear in opponents who cannot take it down quickly. Garchomp's base 102 Speed is quite good for the faster paced Dream World metagame, though it is outsped by key threats such as Thundurus, Keldeo, and Choice Scarf Genesect. However, that should not deter one from using Garchomp, as it is quite literally one of the scariest Pokemon in the metagame.
The story of Pocketman:
Once upon a time there was a 60 year old man.
He lived in Norway.
Nobody knew his name,they all called him Pocketman.
You probably ask why they called him pocket man, well i tell you why.
He in a VERY wierd way rapes people.
Believe me this story is true although its very wierd.
He has been arrested in custody by the police now.
He rapes everyone from a homofil to a pedofil.
This is the way he does it:
He wanders around the streets in a coap and a jeans pants.
And when its very few people around the streets and he sees for example a littled kid boy or girl (it could be a grown up too) he says this:
"hey boy i've hurt my hands a little bit can you pick up my cellphone from my pocket"
the boy says:"sure thing man"
The boy put his hand in the guys pocket.
and he feels like the pocket is too long, and when he comes to the buttom of the ocket he feels something yucky(the pocketmans dick).
And pocketman takes a knife from his other wallet stabs the kid and rapes him.
Believe me i'm norwegian and its true over 2,000 people have been raped by this man.
This thread might seem totally NON INTERESTING but i'm bored and i just wanna say this.
reply your thoughts about this man or write your own story about the subject.
submitted by The Harsha