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Remembering the OLDEN DAYS where you could use Amnesia to make Mewtwo's Special stat 999.
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Originally Posted by Fat EndQuote
Alright, after hunting in vain for Shroomish for an embarrassing amount of time, I'm regretfully rejecting Tetrinity's Dusty the Shroomish Challenge, meaning I need one more poke for my HeartGold Scramble
This means that the Cianwood City gym is now being soloed by Leaf, my Bayleef.
Types Available: Fire, Ice, Fighting, Ground, Rock, Ghost, Dragon, Dark, and Steel.
Gyms Available for solo: Pryce, Brock, Lt. Surge, Janine, and Blue.
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I honestly don't know if Shroomish can actually be found in HeartGold pre-Nat Dex... so I'm reserving something for you.
In other news, I have my first update on my SoulSilver challange up!
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I wake up to find that I am standing right in front of some old person with white hair, sleeping while standing up. That is somewhat scary, for those who have not seen it before. I say, “Hello? Anybody home? Old dude? Gramps?!” At Gramps, he wakes up. “Gary?” he asks. Who the hell is Gary, I think to myself. “Uhhh… nope. I saw you sleeping…”
“WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF POKÉMON! I AM PROFESSOR OAK, BUT MOST PEOPLE CALL ME THE POKÉMON PROFESSOR! IS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU NEED HELP WITH? TOUCH THE SCREEN!” He blares this random greeting out as if he is a computer. Then again, he IS pixelated.
“I don’t need any help, mister,” I say.
“OKAY! IN THIS WORLD, WE LIVE ALONGSIDE MYSTERIOUS CREATURES CALLED POKÉMON! SOME PEOPLE HAVE POKÉMON AS FRIENDS, WHILE OTHER PEOPLE USE POKÉMON FOR BATTLING. IT IS RATHER BARBARIC BUT THE ENTIRE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND MAKING YOUR POKÉMON BEAT OTHER PEOPLE’S POKÉMON UP UNTIL THEY FAINT. ANYHOW, ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?”
“I’m a guy. Duh. Are you freaking blind?” I ask, in absolute confusion.
“OKAY! NOW WHAT IS YOUR NAME? HERE, I WILL GIVE YOU THIS TOUCH SCREEN KEYBOARD THAT IS ARRANGED ALPHANUMERICALLY BECAUSE NINTENDO HAS NOT REALIZED THE POPULARITY AND SIMPLICITY OF A QWERTY KEYBOARD YET. PLEASE INPUT YOUR NAME. BY THE WAY, IT CAN’T BE MORE THAN 7 CHARACTERS BECAUSE THE GAME ISN’T PROGRAMMED FOR IT.”
I input “Michael” in with a stylus. Stupid Nintendo and their non-QWERTY keyboards.
“SO YOUR NAME IS ‘Michael?’ PLEASE RESPOND WITH YES OR NO. MY PROGRAMMING ALLOWS NOTHING ELSE.”
“Y-E-S” I write into the keyboard.
“SO YOUR NAME IS ‘Y-E-S?’ PLEASE RESPOND WITH YES OR NO. MY PROGRAMMING ALLOWS NOTHING ELSE.”
I realized there was a gigantic button floating in mid-air. I pressed no. I re-inputted my actual name (Michael) in and hit the YES button.
“OKAY! NOW YOU ARE ALL SET. BY THE WAY, YOU DO NOT HAVE A DAD BECAUSE NINTENDO THINKS THAT MOMS ARE BETTER. NOW LET ME SHRINK YOU USING A MAGICAL DESSERT INTO THE WORLD OF POKÉMON! IF THIS WORKS CORRECTLY, YOU’LL BE THE SECOND OUT OF FOUR THOUSAND PEOPLE TO LIVE!”
“Wait, second person in 4000? To LIVE?! I think that I will be going now-“
Oak says: “THE KEY IS ON THE TABLE. THE DOOR IS UNDER THE CURTAIN. YOU WILL MOMENTARILY BE TRANSPORTED TO THE SET OF “ALICE IN WONDERLAND” BECAUSE NINTENDO ENVIES THEIR HIGHER QUALITY GRAPHICS AND 3-DIMENSIONAL IMAGES.”
I drink some Pishsalver and enter the small door into Underland.
I guess that old robot dude was right. Nintendo should hire whoever designed this set. I walk through a door (without a back!) and down a path, that leads me into an enchanted forest. A white rabbit in a waistcoat pops out and asks, “Alice?”
“Ummm… no. Michael,” I reply, in utter confusion.
The rabbit is shocked. “Then how, pray tell, did you get to Underland?”
“That Professor Oak dude sent me,” I reply.
“Oh, he does that all the time. One person said their name WAS Alice and she had to fight the Jabberwocky. Dreadful, dreadful. Anyhow, the door to the Pokémon world is right there. Judging from your outfit I guess you want the Johto entrance.” He led me down a different path. I saw a couple different doors, all marked with large letters: Kanto… Johto… Hoenn… Sinnoh… Unova… Almia… Fiore… Oblivia… Orre… Nintendo Headquarters. I paused at the last one.
“Oh… that’s not supposed to be there. Let me take care of it… just wait a second please.” The rabbit jumped off for about a minute and came back with a flamethrower. He opened the door and torched the entire place. “All done,” he said.
“Will that affect me in any way,” I ask. “Nintendo DID create Pokémon after all…”
“Oh, no, not at all. It was already CREATED, you see. However, the Game Freak headquarters will be burnt to a crisp and all items/trainers that you would normally find in there will be standing outside. If it worked correctly…” the rabbit replies.
“Okay! Just wondering, will the rest of the Pokémon world be bigger than I am? I don’t want to be stuck as a tiny midget after drinking a gallon of Pishsalver.”
“Ah, so that’s what you used. If you find yourself small, eat this. It is called Upelkuchen. It will make you bigger. Trust me.”
I took the cake. Why shouldn’t I trust him? He killed those idiots in Nintendo after all! He lead me to the Johto doorway and I started to step through.
“Wait!” the rabbit said. “You’ll need this!” He handed me a small bottle of Pishsalver. “Just in case you eat the Upelkuchen and become too big. This never fails.”
Never fails sounded nice after Oak’s rant about 3,998 deaths. I nodded my thanks and stepped through the doorway.
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