[14:17:32] <Ullar> -start message-
[14:18:00] <Ullar> Hi guys, it's me again. Thanks to auramaster for putting this down; I shoulda told pluff this thing.
[14:18:43] <Ullar> I make an offer similar to LonelyNess. The difference being that A: I cannot access the forums and B: I don't join factions of my own volition.
[14:18:56] <Ullar> I am a harmless neutral, with a rather tricky win condition.
[14:19:11] <Ullar> I pledge my services to any faction who will aid me in said condition.
[14:19:20] <Ullar> Contact me on irc for more info.
[14:19:28] <Ullar> Oh, and Daenym sux
[14:19:32] <Ullar> -end message-
[14:20:38] <Aura_Guardian> have you tried signing out of smogon, Ullar?
[14:20:53] <Ullar> Lemme rephrase that sentence.
[14:20:59] <Ullar> *talk on the forums
He probably meant to say me, and not auramaster, but here it is, verbatim