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The Wanderer · May 20th, 2012, 10:49:28 AM

Well, I set items to off since nobody specified that they wanted them on, but I think I can make an exception for training items.

Pre-round

ROUND 1: THE APE SPECIMEN IS DENIED ACTION

HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING TEMPORARY REFEREE DUTIES AS THAT LAZY MEATBAG [CENSORED] IS LATE.

THE RABBIT SPECIMEN SCARES THE APE SPECIMEN. THE ZEBRA SPECIMEN PARALYZES HIM AS WELL. THE CANINE SPECIMEN BREATHES FIRE ON THE ZEBRA SPECIMEN.

THE APE SPECIMEN CANNOT MOVE. THE RABBIT SPECIMEN STEALS HIS AMULET COIN. THE ZEBRA SPECIMEN KICKS THE CANINE SPECIMEN. THE CANINE SPECIMEN BLASTS A HOT WIND AT BOTH OF HER OPPONENTS.

THE APE SPECIMEN STILL CANNOT MOVE. THE RABBIT SPECIMEN DIGS UNDERGROUND TO ATTACK THE CANINE SPECIMEN FROM BELOW. THE ZEBRA SPECIMEN STEALS THE APE SPECIMEN'S INTENDED MOVE AND USES IT ON THE CANINE SPECIMEN. THE CANINE SPECIMEN ONCE AGAIN BREATHES FIRE.

IT IS PREDICTED THAT THE ODDS ARE IN SIMONSAYS'S FAVOR, WITH A FIFTY. TWO. POINT. ZERO. ZERO. ZERO. ZERO. ZE-

Meanwhile, at the Wanderer's apartment...

"Boss...boss! Get up! You're late for work!"

"Hnggggh...just five more minutes, Mom...all I need is five more minutes..."

The Lucario let out a deep sigh, and then smacked his trainer across the face.

"OW! What the hell, Rico?!"

"Boss, don't you have a battle to ref right about now?"

Rico points at the Wanderer's alarm clock. The fight started 15 minutes ago.

"WHAT?! Why didn't you wake me sooner?! Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck-"

calculations

End Round 1

Simon, you're up!

May 20th, 2012, 10:49:28 AM	#7
The Wanderer Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,747 Sumshadagrene City	Well, I set items to off since nobody specified that they wanted them on, but I think I can make an exception for training items. Pre-round SimonSays: \| Princess \| Xenith No item \| Amulet Coin HP: 90 \| HP: 90 EN: 100 \| EN: 100 Spe: 85 \| Spe: 76 Run Away \| Lightningrod Klutz (ON) \| Motor Drive No ailments \| No ailments No stat changes \| No stat changes No other \| No other VS. Wobbanaut: \| Pyro \| Pwneape No item \| Exp. Share HP: 90 \| HP: 90 EN: 100 \| EN: 100 Spe: 75 \| Spe: 81 Early Bird \| Vital Spirit Flash Fire \| Anger Point No ailments \| No ailments +13 Acc \| +15 Acc No other \| No other ROUND 1: THE APE SPECIMEN IS DENIED ACTION HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING TEMPORARY REFEREE DUTIES AS THAT LAZY MEATBAG [CENSORED] IS LATE. THE RABBIT SPECIMEN SCARES THE APE SPECIMEN. THE ZEBRA SPECIMEN PARALYZES HIM AS WELL. THE CANINE SPECIMEN BREATHES FIRE ON THE ZEBRA SPECIMEN. THE APE SPECIMEN CANNOT MOVE. THE RABBIT SPECIMEN STEALS HIS AMULET COIN. THE ZEBRA SPECIMEN KICKS THE CANINE SPECIMEN. THE CANINE SPECIMEN BLASTS A HOT WIND AT BOTH OF HER OPPONENTS. THE APE SPECIMEN STILL CANNOT MOVE. THE RABBIT SPECIMEN DIGS UNDERGROUND TO ATTACK THE CANINE SPECIMEN FROM BELOW. THE ZEBRA SPECIMEN STEALS THE APE SPECIMEN'S INTENDED MOVE AND USES IT ON THE CANINE SPECIMEN. THE CANINE SPECIMEN ONCE AGAIN BREATHES FIRE. IT IS PREDICTED THAT THE ODDS ARE IN SIMONSAYS'S FAVOR, WITH A FIFTY. TWO. POINT. ZERO. ZERO. ZERO. ZERO. ZE- Meanwhile, at the Wanderer's apartment... "Boss...boss! Get up! You're late for work!" "Hnggggh...just five more minutes, Mom...all I need is five more minutes..." The Lucario let out a deep sigh, and then smacked his trainer across the face. "OW! What the hell, Rico?!" "Boss, don't you have a battle to ref right about now?" Rico points at the Wanderer's alarm clock. The fight started 15 minutes ago. "WHAT?! Why didn't you wake me sooner?! Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck-" calculations Order: Buneary, Mankey, Blitzle, Houndour Action 1 (Priority: Buneary, Mankey, Blitzle, Houndour) Princess used Fake Out! (Target: Mankey) -Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit -Crit chance: 2406 = NOPE. -Damage: 4 + 3 + 6 - 3 = 10 damage -Effect chance: Irrelevant = Flinch Pwneape flinched and couldn't move! Xenith used Thunder Wave! (Target: Mankey) -Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit Pwneape was paralyzed! (25%) Pyro used Fire Blast! (Target: Blitzle) -Hit chance (Hit <= 9800): 9086 = Hit -Crit chance: 2855 = NOPE. -Damage: 12 + 3 + 4.5 - 1.5 = 18 damage -Effect chance (Burn <= 1000): 7734 = NOPE. Numbers: -Buneary: -3 EN -Blitzle: -18 HP, -6 EN -Houndour: -7 EN -Mankey: -10 HP Action 2 (New order: Buneary, Blitzle, Houndour, Mankey) Princess used Switcheroo! (Target: Mankey) Princess swiped Pwneape's Exp. Share! Xenith used Double Kick! (Target: Houndour) -Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit -Crit chance: 9835 = NOPE. -Damage: (6 + 3 - 3) * 1.5 = 9 damage Pyro used Heat Wave! Heat Wave, Buneary: -Hit chance: Irrelevant due to nature = Hit -Crit chance: 640 = OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... -Damage: 10 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 14.5 damage -Effect chance (Burn <= 1000): 6180 = NOPE. Heat Wave, Blitzle: -Hit chance: Irrelevant due to nature = Hit -Crit chance: 3165 = NOPE. -Damage: 10 + 3 + 4.5 - 1.5 = 16 damage -Effect chance (Burn <= 1000): 4264 = NOPE. -Move chance (Paralyzed <= 2500): 1022 = NOPE. Pwneape is paralyzed and can't move! (-5% paralysis) Numbers: -Buneary: -14.5 HP, -7 EN -Blitzle: -16 HP, -4 EN -Houndour: -9 HP, -6 EN -Mankey: No changes Action 3 Princess dug underground! Xenith used Me First: Cross Chop! (Target: Houndour) -Hit chance (Hit <= 8000): 4646 = Hit -Crit chance (Crit <= 1250): 2977 = NOPE. -Damage: ((10 * 1.5) + 3 - 3) * 1.5 = 22.5 damage! -Energy cost: 7 * 1.25 = 8.75 EN Pyro used Fire Blast! (Target: Blitzle) -Hit chance (Hit <= 9800): 8922 = Hit -Crit chance: 694 = OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... -Damage: 12 + 3 + 4.5 - 1.5 = 18 damage -Effect chance (Burn <= 1000): 7504 = NOPE. -Move chance (Paralyzed <= 2000): 1252 = Man, you're getting the shaft here Pwneape is paralyzed and can't move! (-5% paralysis) Princess used Dig! (Target: Houndour) -Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit -Crit chance: 5672 = NOPE. -Damage: (8 + 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 16.5 damage Numbers: -Buneary: -10 EN -Blitzle: -18 HP, -8.75 EN -Houndour: -39(Ouch!) HP, -7 EN -Mankey: No changes Final Numbers: -Buneary: -15 (14.5) HP, -20 EN -Blitzle: -52 HP, -19 (18.75) EN -Houndour: -48 HP, -20 EN -Mankey: -10 HP End Round 1 SimonSays: \| Princess \| Xenith Exp. Share \| Amulet Coin HP: 75 \| HP: 38 EN: 80 \| EN: 81 Spe: 85 \| Spe: 76 Run Away \| Lightningrod Klutz (ON) \| Motor Drive No ailments \| No ailments +10 Acc \| No stat changes No other \| No other VS. Wobbanaut: \| Pyro \| Pwneape No item \| No item HP: 42 \| HP: 80 EN: 80 \| EN: 100 Spe: 75 \| Spe: 20 (81 / 4) Early Bird \| Vital Spirit Flash Fire \| Anger Point No ailments \| Paralysis (10%) +13 Acc \| +15 Acc No other \| No other Simon, you're up! __________________ Fair warning, guys: Gonna be gone from the 3rd to the 5th. ...Also, asb team. Also also, ref profile.