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Old May 21st, 2012, 11:37:44 AM   #10
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Pre-round


ROUND 2: THE ZEBRA AND CANINE SPECIMENS ARE DEFEATED

HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES AS THAT LAZY MEATBAG [CENSORED] IS LATE.

THE RABBIT SPECIMEN TRADES HOLD ITEMS WITH THE ZEBRA SPECIMEN. THE ZEBRA SPECIMEN PREPARES FOR INCOMING DOOM. THE CANINE SPECIMEN BURNS THE ZEBRA SPECIMEN. THE APE SPECIMEN THROWS COINS.

THE RABBIT SPECIMEN KICKS THE CANINE SPECIMEN. THE ZEBRA SPECIMEN MIMICS THE APE SPECIMEN'S ATTACK. THE CANINE SPECIMEN GRIEVOUSLY INJURES THE ZEBRA SPECIMEN. THE APE SPECIMEN GRIEVOUSLY INJURES THE RABBIT SPECIMEN.

THE RABBIT SPECIMEN GIVES THE CANINE SPECIMEN HER HOLD ITEM. THE ZEBRA SPECIMEN KICKS THE CANINE SPECIMEN INTO SUBMISSION. THE APE SPECIMEN THROWS COINS AGAIN. THE ZEBRA SPECIMEN IS DEFEATED BY HIS OWN BURNS.

IT APPEARS THAT WOBBANAUT HAS THE ADVANTAGE BY SEVEN. POINT. EIGHT. TWO. SIX. NINE. NINE. NINE. NI-

*meanwhile, barreling down the street on his motorcycle...*


"Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck-"

calculations

End Round 2

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