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The Wanderer · May 22nd, 2012, 5:45:12 PM

Pre-round

ROUND 3: THE APE SPECIMEN FAILS TO HIT THE RABBIT SPECIMEN

HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES AS THAT LAZY MEATBAG [CENSORED] STILL HAS NOT ARRIVED YET.

THE RABBIT SPECIMEN DODGES THE APE SPECIMEN'S INCOMING CROSS CHOP. THE RABBIT SPECIMEN THEN PROCEEDS TO DIG UNDERGROUND AS THE APE SPECIMEN ATTEMPTS TO EXECUTE ATECHNIQUE COMBINING TWO CROSS CHOPS. HE FAILS. THE RABBIT SPECIMEN COLLECTS ON HER ATTACK. THE APE SPECIMEN CANNOT DO ANYTHING.

SIMONSAYS APPEARS TO HAVE TAKEN THE ADVANTAGE, WITH A SEVEN. POINT. NINE. EIGHT. SIX. SIX. SIX. Q.

...

SYSTEM ERROR.

Meanwhile, in the streets, being chased by a horde of cops for speeding...

"-ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck-"

calculations

End Round 3

May 22nd, 2012, 5:45:12 PM	#13
The Wanderer Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,754 Sumshadagrene City	Pre-round SimonSays: \| Princess \| Xenith No item \| Exp. Share HP: 49 \| HP: KO EN: 59 \| EN: 53 Spe: 85 \| Spe: 76 Run Away \| Lightningrod Klutz (OFF) \| Motor Drive No ailments \| Faint No stat changes \| No stat changes No other \| No other VS. Wobbanaut: \| Pyro \| Pwneape Amulet Coin \| No item HP: KO \| HP: 80 EN: 67 \| EN: 90 Spe: 75 \| Spe: 20 (81 / 4) Early Bird \| Vital Spirit Flash Fire \| Anger Point Faint \| Paralysis (5%) +13 Acc \| +15 Acc No other \| Pay Day (2 counters) ROUND 3: THE APE SPECIMEN FAILS TO HIT THE RABBIT SPECIMEN HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES AS THAT LAZY MEATBAG [CENSORED] STILL HAS NOT ARRIVED YET. THE RABBIT SPECIMEN DODGES THE APE SPECIMEN'S INCOMING CROSS CHOP. THE RABBIT SPECIMEN THEN PROCEEDS TO DIG UNDERGROUND AS THE APE SPECIMEN ATTEMPTS TO EXECUTE ATECHNIQUE COMBINING TWO CROSS CHOPS. HE FAILS. THE RABBIT SPECIMEN COLLECTS ON HER ATTACK. THE APE SPECIMEN CANNOT DO ANYTHING. SIMONSAYS APPEARS TO HAVE TAKEN THE ADVANTAGE, WITH A SEVEN. POINT. NINE. EIGHT. SIX. SIX. SIX. Q. ... SYSTEM ERROR. Meanwhile, in the streets, being chased by a horde of cops for speeding... "-ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck-" calculations Order: Buneary, Mankey Action 1 (Priority: Buneary, Mankey) Princess used Agility! Princess will dodge any incoming attacks! -Move chance (Paralyzed <= 500): 761 = Move Pwneape used Cross Chop! Princess dodged the attack! Numbers: -Buneary: -7 EN -Mankey: -6 EN Action 2 (Priority: Buneary, Mankey) Princess dug underground! -Move chance (Paralyzed <= 500): 1731 = Move Pwneape used Mystical Enraged Monkey Karate Chops Insufferable Hare! -Hit chance: NOPE. -Energy Cost: ((11 + 15) * 1.75) - 1 = 44.5 EN Numbers: -Buneary: -10 EN -Mankey: -44.5 EN Action 3 Princess used Dig! -Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit -Crit chance: 2358 = NOPE. -Damage: 8 + 6 - 3 = 11 damage -Move chance (Paralyzed <= 500): 1315 = Move Pwneape must cool down! Numbers: -Buneary: -6 EN -Mankey: -11 HP Final Numbers: -Buneary: -24 EN -Mankey: -11 HP, -51 (50.5) EN End Round 3 SimonSays: \| Princess \| Xenith No item \| Exp. Share HP: 49 \| HP: KO EN: 35 \| EN: 53 Spe: 85 \| Spe: 76 Run Away \| Lightningrod Klutz (OFF) \| Motor Drive No ailments \| Faint No stat changes \| No stat changes No other \| No other VS. Wobbanaut: \| Pyro \| Pwneape Amulet Coin \| No item HP: KO \| HP: 69 EN: 67 \| EN: 39 Spe: 75 \| Spe: 81 Early Bird \| Vital Spirit Flash Fire \| Anger Point Faint \| No ailments +13 Acc \| +15 Acc No other \| Pay Day (2 counters) __________________ Fair warning, guys: Gonna be gone from the 3rd to the 5th. ...Also, asb team. Also also, ref profile. Last edited by The Wanderer; May 22nd, 2012 at 9:09:03 PM.