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The Wanderer · May 23rd, 2012, 11:22:34 PM

Pre-round

ROUND 4: FATAL SYSTEM ERROR. CANNOT READ BOOT SECTORS. ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?

As Pwneape punishes Princess for her attempted evasions, the ASB robot is still out of commission.

"Would someone reboot the damn thing already?!" The manager yells, exasperated. "And where the hell is that oaf?! He was supposed to be here four rounds ago! And for Arceus's sake, what the hell is that noise?!?!"

"...kohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck-"

*CRASH!*

The impact sent the wanderer flying through the arena, his bike ruined and his body crash landing into Wobbanaut's mankey.

"...I'm okay."

calculations

The Battle is over! SimonSays is victorious!

Prizes
(Let me know if I'm getting this wrong, that switcheroo business garbled everything up)

SimonSays:
3 CC
Buneary: 1 EC, 1 DC, 3 MC and 1 KOC
Blitzle: 1 EC, 1 DC, 3 MC and 1 KOC

Wobbanaut:
3 MC
Houndour: 1 EC, 1 DC, 2 MC
Mankey: 1 EC, 1 DC, 3 MC and 1 KOC

The Wanderer:
5 UC
Two hefty medical bills
Two hefty repair bills
Possibly a pink slip

May 23rd, 2012, 11:22:34 PM	#16
The Wanderer Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,754 Sumshadagrene City	Pre-round SimonSays: \| Princess \| Xenith No item \| Exp. Share HP: 49 \| HP: KO EN: 35 \| EN: 53 Spe: 85 \| Spe: 76 Run Away \| Lightningrod Klutz (OFF) \| Motor Drive No ailments \| Faint No stat changes \| No stat changes No other \| No other VS. Wobbanaut: \| Pyro \| Pwneape Amulet Coin \| No item HP: KO \| HP: 69 EN: 67 \| EN: 39 Spe: 75 \| Spe: 81 Early Bird \| Vital Spirit Flash Fire \| Anger Point Faint \| No ailments +13 Acc \| +15 Acc No other \| Pay Day (2 counters) ROUND 4: FATAL SYSTEM ERROR. CANNOT READ BOOT SECTORS. ABORT, RETRY, FAIL? As Pwneape punishes Princess for her attempted evasions, the ASB robot is still out of commission. "Would someone reboot the damn thing already?!" The manager yells, exasperated. "And where the hell is that oaf?! He was supposed to be here four rounds ago! And for Arceus's sake, what the hell is that noise?!?!" "...kohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck-" *CRASH!* The impact sent the wanderer flying through the arena, his bike ruined and his body crash landing into Wobbanaut's mankey. "...I'm okay." calculations Order: Buneary, Mankey Action 1 (Priority: Buneary, Mankey) Princess used Agility! Princess will dodge all att-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE. Pwneape used NOPE.! -Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit -Crit chance: 7522 = NOPE. -Damage: ((8 + 3 + 4.5 - 3) * 1.5) + 8 = 26.75 damage! -Energy Cost: ((5 + 6) * 1.5) - 1 = 15.5 EN Numbers: -Buneary: -26.75(!) HP, -7 EN -Mankey: -15.5 EN Action 2 Princess used Frustration! -Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit -Crit chance: 948 = OHHHHHHHHHH... -Damage: 10 + 3 + 6 - 3 = 16 damage Pwneape must cool down! Numbers: -Buneary: -6 EN -Mankey: -16 HP Action 3 (Priority: Buneary, Mankey) Princess used Agility! Princess will dodge all att-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE. Pwneape used DE-NAHHHHHHHHHHHD!! -Hit chance: Irrelevant due to nature = Hit -Crit chance: 8964 = NOPE. -Damage: 18 + 4.5 - 3 = 19.5 damage -Energy Cost: (9 + 7) * 1.5 = 24 EN Pwneape fainted! Numbers: -Buneary: -19.5 HP, -7 EN -Mankey: -24 EN Final Numbers: -Buneary: -46 (46.25) HP, -20 EN -Mankey: -16 HP, -39 EN The Battle is over! SimonSays is victorious! SimonSays: \| Princess \| Xenith No item \| Exp. Share HP: 3 \| HP: KO EN: 15 \| EN: 53 Spe: 85 \| Spe: 76 Run Away \| Lightningrod Klutz (OFF) \| Motor Drive No ailments \| Faint No stat changes \| No stat changes No other \| No other VS. Wobbanaut: \| Pyro \| Pwneape Amulet Coin \| No item HP: KO \| HP: KO EN: 67 \| EN: 0 Spe: 75 \| Spe: 81 Early Bird \| Vital Spirit Flash Fire \| Anger Point Faint \| Faint +13 Acc \| +15 Acc No other \| Pay Day (2 counters), cooldown Prizes (Let me know if I'm getting this wrong, that switcheroo business garbled everything up) SimonSays: 3 CC Buneary: 1 EC, 1 DC, 3 MC and 1 KOC Blitzle: 1 EC, 1 DC, 3 MC and 1 KOC Wobbanaut: 3 MC Houndour: 1 EC, 1 DC, 2 MC Mankey: 1 EC, 1 DC, 3 MC and 1 KOC The Wanderer: 5 UC Two hefty medical bills Two hefty repair bills Possibly a pink slip __________________ Fair warning, guys: Gonna be gone from the 3rd to the 5th. ...Also, asb team. Also also, ref profile. Last edited by The Wanderer; May 24th, 2012 at 12:56:06 AM.