Begging pardon, there was a dramatic issue that needed addressing. It has been explained and I will be reffing (editing this post) within the day.

"What was the holdup? Let's get this show on the road!"
Rage - Substitute (15) | Dragon Tail | Dive
HP: 87 / 110
En: 50%
Speed: 43
Ranks: 3/3/4/3
Status: Cloud Nine, Quick Claw
HP: 67 / 100
En: 76%
Speed: 70
Ranks: 2/4/3/3
Status: Marvel Scale, Life Orb
Turn 1
Rage used Substitute (15)!
-15 HP
Rage put in a decoy!
-12 En
Yum! must recharge!
Turn 2
Yum! chilled.
+12 En
Rage used Dragon Tail!
Critical Roll: 625 > 4036 (No)
(6 + 3 + 3 + 3 - 4.5) = 10.5 Damage
Yum! is on his way out!
RNG ROLL: (1-4999 Plop! | 5000-9999 Zzz!) = 4391 (Plop!)
Plop is on its way in!
-2 HP
-5 En
Turn 3
Quick Claw Roll (Yum!): 2000 > 9133 (No)
Rage dove underwater!
-10 En
Yum! chilled.
+12 En
Rage used Dive!
Critical Roll: 625 > 6972 (No)
(8 + 3 + 3 - 4.5) = 9.5 Damage
-2 HP
End of Round
Yum! was forced out!
Plop! was forced in!
Plop!'s
Imposter was foiled by the Substitute!
Total
Rage -19 HP, -27 En
Yum! -20 HP, +24 En
HP: 67 / 110
En: 74%
Speed: 43
Ranks: 3/3/4/3
Status: Cloud Nine, Quick Claw
HP: 42 / 90
En: 71%
Speed: 48
Ranks: 2/2/2/2
Status: Imposter, Metal Powder, Paralyzed (15%), Toxic (2 DPA)
HP: 48 / 100
En: 49%
Speed: 70
Ranks: 2/4/3/3
Status: Marvel Scale, Life Orb, Substitute (15 HP)

"Now that's more like it!"
Rage - Ice Beam + Ice Beam | cooldown | Dragon Rage
If Plop!
chills on A1,
Draco Meteor + Draco Meteor action 1 and
Chill on action 3 instead.
If Plop! orders
Struggle on A1,
Draco Meteor + Draco Meteor action 1 and
Chill on action 3 instead.