Smogon Community - View Single Post - Completed Look at me mom I'm a referee! The Royal Guard vs Pwnemon

nyttyn · Jun 17th, 2012, 12:04:50 AM

aaaaaa
i swear to god
these subs will drive me insane.
assuming televade means evasive teleport and I swear to Arceus if it's some sort of obscure shit that's buried under 20 pages of rules that I couldn't find I will punch a lillipup.

HP: 61
EN: 64

HP: 100
EN: 79

HP: 90
EN: 80

HP: 54
EN: 65

MATHS

HP: 61
EN: 9

HP: 80
EN: 32

HP: 65
EN: 80

HP: 0
EN: N/A
KO'd

"Well folks it seems that Luna is once again trying to ensnare Derrial Book in a flame cage, but the Kirlia teleports out of the way! Meanwhile, Marluxia tries to smack Derrial Book with a energy ball, but he too misses due to the evasive teleport! While all this faffing about occurs, River Tam quietly sets up a substitute that looks just like him, fooling the other contestants!

Then Kirlia starts clapping as Marluxia sends out a smattering of leaves...it looks like River Tam is charging up and - HOLY CRAP people River Tam launches a GIGANTIC frigid beam of ice at Marluxia! The bayleef just can't take it, and OOOH down he goes! Meanwhile, Luna resumes her attempts to roast Derrial Book, spitting yet more flames at him. That Kirlia is going to need some burn treatment after this match!

It seems that last attack really took the wind out of River Team as he's huffing and puffing, trying to recharge! Meanwhile, Luna rams straight into Derrial Book, dealing a small amount of damage as the Ponyta leaps off of him! It seems like she's even faster folks! Derrial and Luna glow white as Derrial seems to get healthier, Luna's flames dying down oh so little, it looks like Derrial just split their pain! The odds are against her! Can Luna avenge her fallen comrade and win this!?"

"ommomnomnomslhulrpomnom URRP"

Jun 17th, 2012, 12:04:50 AM	#7
nyttyn Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 635	aaaaaa i swear to god these subs will drive me insane. assuming televade means evasive teleport and I swear to Arceus if it's some sort of obscure shit that's buried under 20 pages of rules that I couldn't find I will punch a lillipup. HP: 61 EN: 64 HP: 100 EN: 79 HP: 90 EN: 80 HP: 54 EN: 65 MATHS Kirlia used Evasive Teleport! -6 EN Ponyta used Fire Spin on Kirlia! Hit: NOPE! -8 EN SPEED TIE Bayleef >5000, Porygon <=5000 2626 oh god Bayleef wins. Bayleef used Energy Ball on Kirlia! Hit: NOPE! -5 EN Porygon2 used Substitute! Made a 20 HP substitute! -17 EN Kirlia used Helping Hand! -25 EN Ponyta used Flamethrower on Kirlia! -14 EN Crit:9865 (need 625) NOPE Burn: 4176 (need 1000) NOPE Dmg: (10 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 2) = 16) SPEED TIE Bayleef >5000, Porygon <=5000 2844 how the fuck Bayleef wins the speed tie AGAIN Bayleef used Razor Leaf! -3 EN Hit Kirlia: 1145 (need 9500)YES Hit Porygon2: 8804 (need 9500)YES Dmg Kirlia: (6 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 2) = 12) Dmg Porygon2: (6 + 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 3) = 10.5 = 11) Porygon2 used ICE BEAM SUPER HYPER ULTRA COMBO ATTACK WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -32 EN Frz: 5949 (need 2000) NOPE Crit: 3329 (need 625) NOPE Dam: (22.5 * 2 = 45 - 5 = 40 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 3) = 48 * 1.5 = 72 Bayleef is KO'd! Necturine eats his soul! Om nom nom :3 Porygon2 must recharge! Luna used Flame Charge on Kirlia! Crit: 9868 (need 625) NOPE Dam: (5 + 3 + (1.5 * 3) - (1.5 * 3) = 9) Luna's speed is boosted by 1 stage! Kirlia used Pain Split on Ponyta! -25 HP Ponyta +25 HP Kirlia -24 EN Porygon2 is behind a Substitute with 9 HP remaining! Light Screen will expire in one action! HP: 61 EN: 9 HP: 80 EN: 32 HP: 65 EN: 80 HP: 0 EN: N/A KO'd "Well folks it seems that Luna is once again trying to ensnare Derrial Book in a flame cage, but the Kirlia teleports out of the way! Meanwhile, Marluxia tries to smack Derrial Book with a energy ball, but he too misses due to the evasive teleport! While all this faffing about occurs, River Tam quietly sets up a substitute that looks just like him, fooling the other contestants! Then Kirlia starts clapping as Marluxia sends out a smattering of leaves...it looks like River Tam is charging up and - HOLY CRAP people River Tam launches a GIGANTIC frigid beam of ice at Marluxia! The bayleef just can't take it, and OOOH down he goes! Meanwhile, Luna resumes her attempts to roast Derrial Book, spitting yet more flames at him. That Kirlia is going to need some burn treatment after this match! It seems that last attack really took the wind out of River Team as he's huffing and puffing, trying to recharge! Meanwhile, Luna rams straight into Derrial Book, dealing a small amount of damage as the Ponyta leaps off of him! It seems like she's even faster folks! Derrial and Luna glow white as Derrial seems to get healthier, Luna's flames dying down oh so little, it looks like Derrial just split their pain! The odds are against her! Can Luna avenge her fallen comrade and win this!?" "ommomnomnomslhulrpomnom URRP" __________________ http://i.imgur.com/M88s8ua.gif Last edited by nyttyn; Jun 18th, 2012 at 10:02:34 AM.