"Ah, Luna gets this round started off right by delivering a vicious kick to Derrial Book's face! And Derrial counters by...lazing about. and then RIVER TOM FIRES A HYPER BEAM HOLY CRAP THAT LOOK LIKE IT HURT FOLKS! And then Luna delivers another blasting gout of flame to Deriral Book's face, who..counters by saying nasty things about Luna's mother...And then...uh, river tom seems to just be chilling out...and uh Ponyta just spat some water on Derrial Book, who's chilling out...River Tom launches a tri-attack at Luna, I guess? It's a math attack, and god this round is boring. We're cutting to commercial!"
"That was a tasty soul! :3 I hope I get another one soon!