Apparently my previous entries weren't very interesting, so I submit these instead:
Black: Its tongue can move faster than a human can blink. Scientists are researching ways to apply this discovery.
White: The fluids in its shells are secreted about once a month, and are often used as a super-powerful glue.
Again, feedback is much appreciated.
Feedback for others:
SubwayJ: stick with the diamond one. It's more easily recognizable.
ProjectMars: remove one occurence of "despite." It's an awkward repetition. Nice White entry.
"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence." - Napoleon Bonaparte
"In order for Life Orb damage to occur, Blaziken first has to hit things, and when it hits things - as we've shown - things die
-SevenDeadlySins, Smogcast April Fools's Edition: An Objective Overview of Blaziken