I thought I'd better repost my final submission.
Mollux, the Mantle
Height: 1.2m / 3' 11.2"
Weight: 41 kg (90.2) lbs [GK/LK: 60 BP]
Gender Ratio: 50% Male / 50% Female
Originally Posted by Fat Black Pokedex Entry
Scientists have found that a pint of the luminescent liquid from its shell contains enough energy to power a small city for an hour.
Originally Posted by Fat White Pokedex Entry
Although heatproof beyond all refining, scientists theorize that a purified tincture of the venom it secretes through its tentacles could create the most virulent of poisons.
Thanks to all those who commented, but unfortunately I couldn't find a way to make my entry less scientific without diluting the meaning. Thanks again though!