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nyttyn · Jun 23rd, 2012, 1:41:18 AM

49 HP
88 EN
Status: Burned, -1 Def, -1 Spdef

58 HP
90 EN
Status: All Green

27 HP
91 EN
Status: All Green

100 HP
83 EN
Status: SHINY AS FUCK YO

87 HP
82 EN
Status: All Green

30 HP
83 EN
Status: All Green

VS

79 HP
85 EN
Status: All Green

100 HP
86 EN
Status: All Green

95 HP
92 EN
Status: Taunted (3a)

91 HP
93 EN
Status: All Green

100 HP
87 EN
Status: +1 SpAtk, Porn Downloaded

100 HP
96 EN
Held Item: Berry Energy
Status: All Green

THE POWER OF MATH

0 HP
EN: Doesn't matter
Status: KO'd

31 HP
77 EN
Status: All Green

0 HP
Don't Matter EN
Status: KO'd

70 HP
67 EN
Status: SHINY AS FUCK YO

25 HP
68 EN
Status: PISSED THE FUCK OFF

0 HP
N/A EN
Status: Knocked the fuck out

VS

63 HP
63 EN
Status: All Green

100 HP
68 EN
Status: All Green

79 HP
80 EN
Status: All Green

91 HP
81 EN
Status: All Green

100 HP
73 EN
Status: +1 SpAtk, Tripping Balls, Withdrawal (confused 1a)

100 HP
82 EN
Held Item: Berry Energy
Status: All Green

"Well folks, a bunch of you threw crap at the poor pokemon this round! Eirlasdar opens his maw, gleeful to devour the chocolate, PorigonZ starts snorting the cocaine (holy fuck that pokemon has a problem), Lasfirlian has salt tossed in his wounds (OH THE HUMANITY), and Abagoora gets Febreze chucked at him, making him smell about 20% cooler. Lionheart starts us o-

Oh wait nevermind, Revenkah just reinacted gundaman and dashed over at lightning speed, knocking out Lasfirlian with a mighty blow. That looks like it…hurt, paramedics go make sure Lasfirlian is ok. Meanwhile Togekissu is doing another sexy dance…excuse me for a minute, pause the match!

*3 minutes later*

Um..ok, I’m back. Resume. Lionheart proceeds to go in for another round of “Close Combat” against Togekissu, if you know what I mean, dropping its defenses even further! Also, more agonizing burns. Morufon makes a u-turn-round that would make even scatman john proud, whamming Eirlasdar for massive damage and breaking the flying bug’s taunt. Korlyam bits into Togekissu again, who flies upward to only be glanced by the lightning-infused fang. Sure, it still hurt, but Togekissu ain’t gettin’ bit in the wing again!

PorigonZ is officially tripping balls, as he’s staggering everywhere WOAH HOLY FUCK ANOTHER HYPER BEAM RIGHT IN SUMVIN’S FACE! Damn those are exciting! PorigonZ starts shuddering after that…looks like he’s suffering from withdrawal! Sumvin yawns, seemingly unfazed by the hyper beam to the face, causing Togekissu to start getting drowsy… Um, no, this rope isn’t for her, don’t be silly. VonKarma tries to shoot a gunk of venom at Togekissu but misses! The gardener isn’t going to be a fan of replacing those plants…oh well. Bakuuda blows his load yet again on The Royal Guard’s team, shooting hot sticky magma onto VonKarma, Eirlasdar, and Lionheart. Abagoora goes in to smack Lionheart with a water covered tail, dealing a decent chunk of damage.

Revenkah has to chill out after that massive punch. Morufon is there to cover his ass, as he drops another wave of aggravating powder OOOH RIGHT IN THE EYES AGAIN of The Royal Guard’s team. Pissed off beyond belief at all these misses and powder in their eyes, they move to beat the shit out of Morufon. Lionheart, staggering, on his last legs, launches a lightning-infused punch at Morufon, dealing…well, as much damage as you would expect a staggering pokemon to do. Korlyam runs past Lionheart’s fist to shroud himself in lightning and rams himself into Morufon, wincing lightly as the lightning courses though his body, taking a light bit of damage and knocking the moth back a bit.

PorigonZ manages to still spit stars at The Royal Guard’s team despite suffering withdrawal and tripping balls, slicing and dicing VonKarma, Sumvin, and Eirlasdar, cutting the grass snake so hard that it finally goes down. At last, Eirlasdar gets to chill the fuck out. Togekissu fires a..absolutely amazing Hyper Beam at…Sumvin and…hang on, gotta get a paper towel for my nose, it’s bleeding like mad. Alright, there we go, VonKarma smacks Morufon with a gob of poison, which Morufon just…shrugs off. Can’t make poison types sick VonKarma! Sumvin fires off two massive jets of water from his back cannons…which both miss Togekissu, who doges with perfection. I think I’m in love.

Huh, what? Oh right the match! Bakuuda cracks open the ground with one stomped hoof, causing it to glow gold as the arena…um, vomits? a mixture of various dirts and mud, blasting Korlyam right in the face and dealing a huge chunk of damage to the poor fire dog. Finally, Abagoora hunches over and summons a giant wave of water…and yes! At last, he knocks out the poor Lionheart, who gets flung into a corner. Paramedics, make sure Lionheart is fine. Aaand…cut to commercial.”

Round 3: Get Up and Slam!

“WHAT ARE YOU FOOLS DOING!? IS THIS WHAT I, CHARLES MOTHER FUCKING BARKELY, WOULD HAVE DONE?! OF COURSE NOT! WATCH HOW I DO IT!”

Charles Barkley used Point!
“Everybody get up it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance do your dance at the Space Jam
Alright....

Come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Come on and slam if you wanna jam

Hey you watcha gonna do
Hey you watcha gonna do
Hey you watcha gonna do
Hey you watcha gonna do
Party people in the house lets go
It's your boy "Jayski" a'ight so
Pass that thing and watch me flex
Behind my back, you know what's next
To the jam, all in your face
Wassup, just feel the bass
Drop it, rock it, down the room
Shake it, quake it, space KABOOM...
Just work that body, work that body
Make sure you don't hurt nobody
Get wild and lose your mind
Take this thing into over-time
Hey DJ, TURN IT UP
QCD, goin' burn it up
C'mon y'all get on the floor
So hey, let's go a'ight

“Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine
We're gonna take it into overtime
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam
Alright...

C'mon it's time to get hyped say "Hoop there it is"
C'mon all the fellas say "Hoop there it is"
C'mon one time for the ladies say "Hoop there it is"
Now all the fellas say "Hoop there it is"
C'mon and run, baby run
C'mon, C'mon, do it, run baby run
Yeah, you want a hoop...so shoot, baby shoot
C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam
C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam

Slam, Bam, Thank you ma'am
Get on the floor and jam
It's the QCD on the microphone
Girl you got me in the zone
C'mon, C'mon and start the game
Break it down, tell me your name
We the team, I'm the coach
Let's dance all night from coast to coast
Just slide, from left to right
Just slide, yourself the night
QCD, drop the base
3-point-1 all in your face
Jam on it, let's have some fun
Jam on it, One on One
You run the hole and I run the "D"
So C'mon baby just jam for me”

“SO SHUT UP AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
COME ON AND SLAM! IF
YOU
WANT
TO
JAM!"

For the duration of the round, working basketball flavor into your moves will grant benefits based on the ref’s discression and how great the flavor is. In addition, all pokemon have a 5% chance of their moves being replaced by Jamming, and all crits will be replaced by Chaos Dunk.

Jun 23rd, 2012, 1:41:18 AM	#11
nyttyn Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 642 Caw!	49 HP 88 EN Status: Burned, -1 Def, -1 Spdef 58 HP 90 EN Status: All Green 27 HP 91 EN Status: All Green 100 HP 83 EN Status: SHINY AS FUCK YO 87 HP 82 EN Status: All Green 30 HP 83 EN Status: All Green VS 79 HP 85 EN Status: All Green 100 HP 86 EN Status: All Green 95 HP 92 EN Status: Taunted (3a) 91 HP 93 EN Status: All Green 100 HP 87 EN Status: +1 SpAtk, Porn Downloaded 100 HP 96 EN Held Item: Berry Energy Status: All Green THE POWER OF MATH PRIORITY WARS +Omnipriority Audience throwing crap King Eirlasdar threw CHOOCOOLATE at Eirlasdar! +1 Spatk! +1 SpDef! +1 Def! 3 Actions Left! King Eirlasdar threw Cocaine at PorigonZ! (It's one hell of a drug) +2 Dmg Reduction! PorigonZ is tripping balls! 3 Actions Left! 1 Action Until Withdraw! Dogfish44 threw salt in Lasfirlian's wounds! -3 HP! Lasfirlian is suffering! 3 Actions Left! danceparty threw Febreze at Abagoora! +1 Dmg, +10% Accuracy, Smelling Good 3 Actions Left! +3 Follow Me Togekissu used Follow Me! -12 EN +2 Mach Punch combo Revenkah used TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL MY SORROW! SHIIINNIIIINNGG MAACHHH PUUNNCCH! GOOO! GOOO! GOOOOO! on Lasfirlian -17.5 EN Crit: 2492 (need 625) nope Dam: (9 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 2) = 16.5 * 2.25 = 37.125 * 1.1 = 40.8375 He's dead dave. Lasfirlian Fainted! Lionheart won Speed Tie (3152) Lionheart used Close Combat on Carracoa-Nope! Chuck Testa! Lionheart used Close Combat on Togekissu (what a perv.) -11 EN Crit: 5618 (need 625) Nope. Dam: (12 + 3 - 3 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 3) = 13.5 / 2 = 6.75) Lionheart’s Def and SpDef dropped 1 stage! Now at -2! Lionheart suffered 2 damage from its burn! Morufon used U-Turn on Eirlasdar! -4 EN! Crit: 1862 (need 625) NOPE Dam: (7 + 3 + (1.5 * 2) - (1.5 * 4) = 7 * 1.5 = 10.5) Morufon is no longer taunted! Korlyam used Thunder Fang on Togekissu! Togekissu is just too sexy! Abagoora feels forever alone. -5 EN Hit: 3822 (need 9500) yes Crit: 6796 (need 625) no Para(hax): 5848 (need 1000) No Flinch(ax): 2373 (need 1000) No Dam: (7 / 2 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 3) = 6.5 * 1.5 = 9.75) PorigonZ is tripping balls! PorigonZ used Hyper Beam on Sumvin! -10 EN Hit: 1392 (need 6300) Yes Crit: 8692 (need 625) Nope Dam: (15 + 3 + 2 + (1.5 * 7) - (1.5 * 3) = 26) PorgyonZ is suffering withdrawl! PorigonZ is confused! (2a) PorigonZ is sluggish! (1a) Eirlasdar used Coil! -9 EN! +1 Atk! +1 Def! +1 Acc! Sumvin used Yawn on Togekissu! -7 EN Togekissu is drowsy! VonKarma used Toxic on Togekissu! Acc: 9844 (need 9000) (need 9000) (NEED 9000) MISS! AGAIN! -6 EN Bakuuda used Heat Wave on VonKarma/Eirlasdar/Lionheart! -6 EN Acc VonKarma: 496 (Yes) (need 9000) Crit VonKarma: 1446 (no) (need 625) hit Lionheart: 8447 (need 9000) Yes Crit Lionheart: 3455 (need 9000) No Hit Eirlasdar 985 (need 9000) Yes Crit Eirlasdar: 7404 (need 625) No Dam Lionheart: ((10 * 0.75) + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 0) = 18 * 1.5 = 27 + (1.75 * 2) = 30.5) Dam VonKarma: ((10 * 0.75) + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 2) = 15) Dam Eirlasdar: (10 * 0.75) + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 4) = 12 * 1.5 = 18) Abagoora used Aqua Tail on Lionheart! Acc: 5346 + 10% = 5880.6 (need 9000) yes it hit! -6 EN Dam: (9 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 3) = 15 + 1 = 16) Round End Next Round! Revenakah is chilling the fuck out (must cooldown) Priority Wars! +omnipriority Fake Out Lasfirlian is knocked out! +3 Rage Powder Morufon used Rage Powder! -8 EN Morufon pissed off the enemy team! Lionheart used Thunder Punch on Morufon! -6 EN Hit: Yes Crit: 9941 (need 625) NOPE (i think the rng thought this was for hit) Parahax: 6117 (need 1000) NOPE Dmg: (8 / 2 + (1.5 * 4) - (1.5 * 2) = 7) Korlyam used Wild Charge on Morufon! -7.6 EN Crit: 3333 (need 625) (Nope, although you did summon the devil so gratz) Dmg: (7 + (4 / 1.5) / 2 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 2) = 9.33333335) Suffers 2.333333334 Recoil Damage PorigonZ is going through withdraw! Confusion: 2805 (need 5000) No Hit PorigonZ used Swift on Sumvin/VonKarma/Eirlasdar! -4 EN Hit: Yes (-- Accuracy bitches) Crit Sumvin: 3125 (need 625) Nope Crit VonKarma: 4275 (need 625) Nope Crit Eirlasdar: 9099 (need 625) Nope Dam VonKarma: (6 * 0.75 + 3 + (1.5 * 7) - (1.5 * 2) = 15) Dam Sumvin: (6 * 0.75 + 3 + (1.5 * 7) - (1.5 * 3) = 13.5) Dam Eirlasdar: (6 * 0.75 + 3 + (1.5 * 7) - (1.5 * 4) = 12) Eirlasdar Fainted! (the pain can end now my child) Togekissu used Hyper Beam on Sumvin! Hit: 2415 (need 1000) Yes -11 EN Crit: 9324 (need 1250) No Dam: (15 + 3 + (1.5 * 6) - (1.5 * 3) = 22.5) Togekissu is sluggish! Sumvin used Hydro Pump on Morufon (too pissed off to attack Bakuuda) -7 EN Hit: 9408 (need 8000) MISS VonKarma used Toxic on Morufon! -10 EN no miss no miss no miiiss Hit: 8305 (Need 9000) IT HITS! But did jack shit as Morufon is a poison type. Rage powder fuuuu Bakuuda used Earth Power on Korlyam! -6 EN Crit: 5533 (need 625) Negative Effect: 5615 (need 625) C8 (for those of you who don't play counter strike, negative) Dam: (9 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 2) = 16.5 * 1.5 = 24.75) Caracoasta used Waterfall on Lionheart (here it comes...) -5 EN Flinch: Not even bothering. Crit: 1017 (need 625) No Dam: (8 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 1) = 17 + 1 = 18) Lionheart is knocked out! Good night sweet prince... 0 HP EN: Doesn't matter Status: KO'd 31 HP 77 EN Status: All Green 0 HP Don't Matter EN Status: KO'd 70 HP 67 EN Status: SHINY AS FUCK YO 25 HP 68 EN Status: PISSED THE FUCK OFF 0 HP N/A EN Status: Knocked the fuck out VS 63 HP 63 EN Status: All Green 100 HP 68 EN Status: All Green 79 HP 80 EN Status: All Green 91 HP 81 EN Status: All Green 100 HP 73 EN Status: +1 SpAtk, Tripping Balls, Withdrawal (confused 1a) 100 HP 82 EN Held Item: Berry Energy Status: All Green "Well folks, a bunch of you threw crap at the poor pokemon this round! Eirlasdar opens his maw, gleeful to devour the chocolate, PorigonZ starts snorting the cocaine (holy fuck that pokemon has a problem), Lasfirlian has salt tossed in his wounds (OH THE HUMANITY), and Abagoora gets Febreze chucked at him, making him smell about 20% cooler. Lionheart starts us o- Oh wait nevermind, Revenkah just reinacted gundaman and dashed over at lightning speed, knocking out Lasfirlian with a mighty blow. That looks like it…hurt, paramedics go make sure Lasfirlian is ok. Meanwhile Togekissu is doing another sexy dance…excuse me for a minute, pause the match! 3 minutes later Um..ok, I’m back. Resume. Lionheart proceeds to go in for another round of “Close Combat” against Togekissu, if you know what I mean, dropping its defenses even further! Also, more agonizing burns. Morufon makes a u-turn-round that would make even scatman john proud, whamming Eirlasdar for massive damage and breaking the flying bug’s taunt. Korlyam bits into Togekissu again, who flies upward to only be glanced by the lightning-infused fang. Sure, it still hurt, but Togekissu ain’t gettin’ bit in the wing again! PorigonZ is officially tripping balls, as he’s staggering everywhere WOAH HOLY FUCK ANOTHER HYPER BEAM RIGHT IN SUMVIN’S FACE! Damn those are exciting! PorigonZ starts shuddering after that…looks like he’s suffering from withdrawal! Sumvin yawns, seemingly unfazed by the hyper beam to the face, causing Togekissu to start getting drowsy… Um, no, this rope isn’t for her, don’t be silly. VonKarma tries to shoot a gunk of venom at Togekissu but misses! The gardener isn’t going to be a fan of replacing those plants…oh well. Bakuuda blows his load yet again on The Royal Guard’s team, shooting hot sticky magma onto VonKarma, Eirlasdar, and Lionheart. Abagoora goes in to smack Lionheart with a water covered tail, dealing a decent chunk of damage. Revenkah has to chill out after that massive punch. Morufon is there to cover his ass, as he drops another wave of aggravating powder OOOH RIGHT IN THE EYES AGAIN of The Royal Guard’s team. Pissed off beyond belief at all these misses and powder in their eyes, they move to beat the shit out of Morufon. Lionheart, staggering, on his last legs, launches a lightning-infused punch at Morufon, dealing…well, as much damage as you would expect a staggering pokemon to do. Korlyam runs past Lionheart’s fist to shroud himself in lightning and rams himself into Morufon, wincing lightly as the lightning courses though his body, taking a light bit of damage and knocking the moth back a bit. PorigonZ manages to still spit stars at The Royal Guard’s team despite suffering withdrawal and tripping balls, slicing and dicing VonKarma, Sumvin, and Eirlasdar, cutting the grass snake so hard that it finally goes down. At last, Eirlasdar gets to chill the fuck out. Togekissu fires a..absolutely amazing Hyper Beam at…Sumvin and…hang on, gotta get a paper towel for my nose, it’s bleeding like mad. Alright, there we go, VonKarma smacks Morufon with a gob of poison, which Morufon just…shrugs off. Can’t make poison types sick VonKarma! Sumvin fires off two massive jets of water from his back cannons…which both miss Togekissu, who doges with perfection. I think I’m in love. Huh, what? Oh right the match! Bakuuda cracks open the ground with one stomped hoof, causing it to glow gold as the arena…um, vomits? a mixture of various dirts and mud, blasting Korlyam right in the face and dealing a huge chunk of damage to the poor fire dog. Finally, Abagoora hunches over and summons a giant wave of water…and yes! At last, he knocks out the poor Lionheart, who gets flung into a corner. Paramedics, make sure Lionheart is fine. Aaand…cut to commercial.” Round 3: Get Up and Slam! “WHAT ARE YOU FOOLS DOING!? IS THIS WHAT I, CHARLES MOTHER FUCKING BARKELY, WOULD HAVE DONE?! OF COURSE NOT! WATCH HOW I DO IT!” Charles Barkley used Point! “Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance do your dance at the Space Jam Alright.... Come on and slam and welcome to the jam Come on and slam if you wanna jam Hey you watcha gonna do Hey you watcha gonna do Hey you watcha gonna do Hey you watcha gonna do Party people in the house lets go It's your boy "Jayski" a'ight so Pass that thing and watch me flex Behind my back, you know what's next To the jam, all in your face Wassup, just feel the bass Drop it, rock it, down the room Shake it, quake it, space KABOOM... Just work that body, work that body Make sure you don't hurt nobody Get wild and lose your mind Take this thing into over-time Hey DJ, TURN IT UP QCD, goin' burn it up C'mon y'all get on the floor So hey, let's go a'ight “Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright... C'mon it's time to get hyped say "Hoop there it is" C'mon all the fellas say "Hoop there it is" C'mon one time for the ladies say "Hoop there it is" Now all the fellas say "Hoop there it is" C'mon and run, baby run C'mon, C'mon, do it, run baby run Yeah, you want a hoop...so shoot, baby shoot C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam Slam, Bam, Thank you ma'am Get on the floor and jam It's the QCD on the microphone Girl you got me in the zone C'mon, C'mon and start the game Break it down, tell me your name We the team, I'm the coach Let's dance all night from coast to coast Just slide, from left to right Just slide, yourself the night QCD, drop the base 3-point-1 all in your face Jam on it, let's have some fun Jam on it, One on One You run the hole and I run the "D" So C'mon baby just jam for me” “SO SHUT UP AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM! COME ON AND SLAM! IF YOU WANT TO JAM!" For the duration of the round, working basketball flavor into your moves will grant benefits based on the ref’s discression and how great the flavor is. In addition, all pokemon have a 5% chance of their moves being replaced by Jamming, and all crits will be replaced by Chaos Dunk. __________________ http://i.imgur.com/M88s8ua.gif Last edited by nyttyn; Jun 23rd, 2012 at 11:31:38 PM.