[nyttyn]

god that space jam crap was for nothing.

I am disappoint in all of you.


0 HP
EN: Doesn't matter
Status: KO'd

31 HP
77 EN
Status: All Green

0 HP
Don't Matter EN
Status: KO'd

70 HP
67 EN
Status: SHINY AS FUCK YO

25 HP
68 EN
Status: PISSED THE FUCK OFF

0 HP
N/A EN
Status: Knocked the fuck out

VS


63 HP
63 EN
Status: All Green

100 HP
68 EN
Status: All Green

79 HP
80 EN
Status: All Green

91 HP
81 EN
Status: All Green

100 HP
73 EN
Status: +1 SpAtk, Tripping Balls, Withdrawal (confused 1a)

100 HP
82 EN
Held Item: Berry Energy
Status: All Green

...

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Jamming replacement:
3824
8317
7601
3946
6407
2874
1210
3564
5204
4009
Need 500
Nobody's moves are replaced.

PRIORITY WARS
+3 Rage Powder
Venemoth used Rage Powder!
-12 EN
+3 Wide Guard
Revenkah used Wide Guard!
-7 EN
Venemoth pissed off the enemy team!
+1 ExtremespeedWildCharge combo
Arcanine used Lightning Blitz on Venemoth!
-20.4 EN
Crit: 6458 (need 625) No
Dam: ( ( (8 + 7) / 2) + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 2) = 12)
Recoil: 3 damage
Confusion check: 1519 (need 5000) No Confuse
PorygonZ used Hyper Beam on Blastoise!
-10 EN
Acc: 6051 (need 6300) Yep
Crit: 7781 (need 625) No
Dam: (15 + 3 + 2 + (1.5 * 7) - (1.5 * 3) = 26)
PorygonZ is no longer tripping balls! PorygonZ is no longer confused! PorygonZ is sluggish!
Blastoise fainted! Turtle soup anyone?
Togekiss used Air Cutter on Serviper / Arcanine!
-3 EN
Acc: 8133 (need 9500) Yes
Crit: 9457 (need 1250) No
Dam seviper: ((6 * 0.75) + 3 + (1.5 * 6) - (1.5 * 2) = 13.5)
Dam arcanine: ((6 * 0.75) + 3 + (1.5 * 6) - (1.5 * 2) = 13.5)
Serviper used Poison Jab + Poison Tail on Venemoth (can't think of a amusing name for this combo)
-12 EN
Crit: 6205 (need 625) no
Poison: 2070 (need 4000) yes, but venemoth is immune to poison.
Dam: ( (8 / 2) + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 2) = 11.5 * 0.67 = 7.705)
Camerupt used GAIA STORM on Serviper!
-28 EN
Crit: 5366 (need 625) No
Effect: 6715 (need 2000) No
Dam: (9 * 2.25 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 2) = 24.75 * 1.5 = 37.125)
Carracoasta used Aqua Tail on Arcanine!
-6 EN
Hit: 9572 (need 900) No. Jesus. CHRIST.
oh god we're actually going into round 2
Priroity wars
No priority
Venomoth used Psychic on Serviper!
-7.5 EN
Crit: 3164 (need 625) No
Effect: 4271 (need 1000) No
Dmg: (9 + (1.5 * 3) - (1.5 * 2) = 10.5)
OH GOD ITS STILL NOT DEAD
worry not it dies in 2a
OH GOD HUGE SPOILERS
PorygonZ used Swift on Seviper and Arcanine!
- some arbitary level of EN it doesn't matter it's not enough to EN KO and the game's almost over but if you insist it's -4 EN
Dam Arcanine: (6 * 0.75 + 3 + (1.5 * 7) - (1.5 * 2) = 15)
Dam Seviper: See Above
Both fainted.
Redundant shit below:
Togekiss used HYPER BEAAAAM on Seviper
-11 EN
Crit: 6180 (need 1250) no.
Dmg: It died.
If you insist.
(15 + 3 + (1.5 * 6) - (1.5 * 2) = 24)
Seviper dies.
Revenkah used Rock Slide on Arcanine!
-6 EN
Hit: 5836 (used 9000)
Effect: cooldown doesn't matter if it gets flinched
Dmg: (8 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 3) = 11 * 1.5 = 16.5)
and because why not
Carracoasta used Aqua Tail on Arcanine!
-10 EN
Hit: 5477 (need 9000) Yes
Crit: 852 (need 625) No
Dam: (9 + 3 + (1.5 * 5) - (1.5 * 3) = 15 * 1.5 = 22.5)
Arcanine would faint but is already fainted!

OH GOD ITS OVER

All Dead

Vs

All Alive


"Venemoth starts us off by throwing MORE enraging powder into The Royal Guard's eyes! They might need glasses after this... Revenkah throws up yet another forcefield around Eelevator Music's team. Arcanine charges forward into Venemoth to try and score a last minute kill...but it seems it didn't hurt him that much. PorygonZ makes turtle soup by blowing up blastoise with a hyper beam to the face! Paramedics are on site to treat to Blastoise.

Seviper makes a desprate jab at Venemoth, but the bug isn't particularly bothered by the poisonous assualt. It proceeds to slam Seviper into the wall with a psychic blast, and PorygonZ cleans up, knocking out Arcanine and Seviper with Swift.

That's it!

Elevator Music wins 6-0!

...

Togekissu, I just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my number
so call me maybe?"

Rewards:
I get 14 UC
Both contestants get 4 CC
All competing pokemon get the standard rewards: 1 EC, 1 DC, 2 MC if they are not EC/DC capped, 3 MC otherwise.

PorygonZ gets 4 KOC
Revenkah gets 1 KOC
Carracoasta gets 1 KOC