Alright, actions, finally:
Typhon: Ice Shard (Sleast) * 3
IF Sleast uses Protect successfully, use Ice Beam (Utilitand)
IF Sleast faints, use Ice BEam (Utilitand) from then on
Poseidon: Earth Power (Utlitant) * 3
IF Utilitand uses Wide Guard, use Earth Power
IF Typhon has fainted, use Earthquake
IF Utilitand uses Double Team, use Surf
Go on, save it somehow.
I mentioned that I wasn't going to be on much because the new house has no interwebz, but it now turns out it could be any time until the 4th of April, which means (weirdly) that I'll mostly be available whenever I'm at university - not so much during the weekends and nights. But I'll see what I can do.
EDIT: Fucking Hard Drive broke. IRC doesn't look like it's going to happen for a while.