"Hey, guys, it turns out Fatecrashers
ISN'T actually a mute!" yells Paperblade
"LETS GET HIM!!!"
"Meh," says Fate, sipping calmly on a martini as a steel pole is shoved up his ass.
You are the Badass.
What can I say? You’re a fucking badass, and you hate the Mafia for thinking they’re more badass than you. Anyone who thinks they’re more badass than you is in for a world of hurt.
Every even-numbered night, you may send Walrein & Acklow a PM titled “Night X - Badass USER”. USER’s head will explode from your sheer badassery.
You are allied with the Village. You win if the Mafia and any hostile neutrals are eliminated.
Such is life.
Night 3 ends July 11 at 8 PM CST.