[The Wanderer]

pre-round

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Leethoof:
AXAAX
| |
Reef | Jet | Vanguard
HP: 98 | HP: 42 | HP: 90
EN: 54 | EN: 52 | EN: 100
Spe: 37 | Spe: 38 (150 / 4) | Spe: 26
Suction Cups | Rock Head | Sturdy
Storm Drain | Pressure | Soundproof
None | Unnerve | None
Toxic (3 DPA) | Paralysis (20%) | No ailments
-10 evasion | +26 accuracy | -10 evasion
Ingrain (1 action) | No other | No other

VS.

TheWolfe:
XAXAA
| |
Roy | antitina | Jennie June
HP: 62 | HP: 67 | HP: 69
EN: 54 | EN: 76 | EN: 36
Spe: 161 (92 * 1.75) | Spe: 125 | Spe: 80
Blaze (OFF) | Trace (Levitate, 4 actions) | Trace (OFF)
Speed Boost | Magic Guard | Synchronize
None | Locked | Telepathy
No ailments | No ailments | No ailments
Speed Boost (+1 Spe), +10 accuracy | No stat changes | No stat changes
Safeguard (1 round), Cooldown | Safeguard (1 round) | Safeguard (1 round)

Round 4: This is totally not a retcon

HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES AS-

Dude, I'm right here.

*BLAM* SILENCE, MEATBAG.

LEETHOOF HAS SENT OUT HIS FINAL CREATURE - A ZUNICERATOPS SPECIMEN.

THE CHICKEN SPECIMEN OVEREXERTED HIMSELF LAST ROUND, AND MUST REGAIN HIS STRENGTH. THE SHRIMP AND DRESS SPECIMENS ELECTROCUTE THE PTERANODON SPECIMEN, WHO IS NOW BARELY CONSCIOUS, BUT CHARGES AN ATTACK. THE ZUNICERATOPS SPECIMEN KNOCKS THE SHRIMP SPECIMEN OUT OF THE AIR. THE CRINOID SPECIMEN DRAINS THE SHRIMP SPECIMEN'S BODILY FLUIDS. THE PTERANODON SPECIMEN THEN GRIEVOUSLY INJURES THE CHICKEN SPECIMEN.

THE CHICKEN SPECIMEN RETALIATES WITH A FIST TO THE PTERANODON SPECIMEN'S FACE, DEFEATING HIM. THE SHRIMP SPECIMEN CAUSES AN ERUPTION UNDER THE ZUNICERATOPS SPECIMEN. THE DRESS SPECIMEN RELAXES. THE ZUNICERATOPS SPECIMEN CAUSES AN EARTHQUAKE, WHILE THE CRINOID SPECIMEN DEFEATS THE SHRIMP SPECIMEN.

THE ODDS ARE IN FAVOR OF LEETHOOF, WITH A. EIGHTY. TWO. POINT. ZERO. ONE. ONE. EIGHT. NINE. URINATING DOG. SEVEN-

crunch

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Order: Blaziken, Krillowatt, Gardevoir, Aerodactyl, Cradily, Bastiodon

Action 1 (Priority: Aerodactyl, Blaziken, Krillowatt, Gardevoir, Cradily, Bastiodon, Aerodactyl)
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 2000): 3537 = Move
Jet is glowing!
Roy must cool down!
antitina used Thunderbolt! (Target: Aerodactyl)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 7782 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 21.75 damage!
-Effect chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
Jennie June used Thunderbolt! (Target: Aerodactyl)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
-Crit chance: 9762 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 19.5 damage
-Effect chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
Reef used Giga Drain! (Target: Krillowatt)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 7902 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 18.75 damage
-Absorbed HP: She's full regardless = 2 HP
Vanguard used Smack Down! (Target: Krillowatt)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 9038 = NOPE.
-Damage: 5 + 3 + 3 - 4.5 = 6.5 damage
antitina was knocked to the ground! (Tracing of levitate nullified)
-Move chance (Paralyzed <= 2000): 2409 = Move
Jet used Heaven Dive! (Target: Blaziken)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 9084 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((14 * 2.25) + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 54 DAMAGE!!!
-Effect chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
-Energy Cost: (24 * 1.75) - 1 = 41 EN
Reef was hurt by poison! (-3 HP Cradily)
Numbers:
-Cradily: -1 HP, -11 EN
-Aerodactyl: -41.25(Holy shit!) HP, -41 EN
-Bastiodon: -3 EN
-Blaziken: -54(Holy shit!) HP
-Krillowatt: -25.25(!) HP, -6 EN
-Gardevoir: -17 EN

Action 2 (Priority: Blaziken, Krillowatt, Gardevoir, Aerodactyl, Bastiodon, Cradily)
Roy used Sky Uppercut! (Target: Aerodactyl)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: Doesn't matter at this point = NOPE.
-Damage: (9 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 22.5 damage!
Jet fainted!
antitina used Earth Power! (Target: Bastiodon)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 1722 = NOPE.
-Damage: (9 + 6 - 7.5 - 1) * 2.25 = 14.63 damage
-Effect chance: (-1 SpD <= 1000): 919 = EEEEEEEYUP.
Vanguard's Special Defense fell! (-1 SpD, 1 round)
Jennie June used Chill!
Jennie June recovered 12 EN!
Vanguard used Earthquake!
Earthquake, Blaziken:
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 7585 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((10 * .75) + 3 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 9 damage
Roy fainted!
Earthquake, Krillowatt:
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 7991 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((10 * .75) + 3 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 9 damage
Earthquake, Gardevoir:
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 7114 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 * .75) + 3 - 4.5 = 6 damage
Earthquake, Cradily:
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 7300 = What's with all the 7000s?
-Damage: (10 * .75) + 3 - 6 = 4.5 damage
Reef used Verdant Blaster! (Target: Krillowatt)
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 7437 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((8 * 2.25) + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 33.75 Damage!!
-Energy cost: (16 * 1.75) - 1 = 27 EN
antitina fainted!
Reef was hurt by poison! (-3 HP Cradily)
Numbers:
-Cradily: -7.5 HP, -27 EN
-Aerodactyl: -.75 HP
-Bastiodon: -14.63 HP, -7 EN
-Blaziken: -8 HP, -5 EN
-Krillowatt: -42.75(Holy shit!) HP, -7 EN
-Gardevoir: -6 HP, +12 EN

Final numbers:
-Cradily: -8 (7.5) HP, -38 EN
-Aerodactyl: -42 HP, -41 EN
-Bastiodon: -15 (14.63) HP, -10 EN
-Blaziken: -62 HP, -5 EN
-Krillowatt: -67 HP, -13 EN
-Gardevoir: -6 HP, -5 EN

End Round 4

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Leethoof:
AXAXX
| |
Reef | Jet | Vanguard
HP: 92 | HP: KO | HP: 75
EN: 16 | EN: 42 | EN: 90
Spe: 37 | Spe: 150 | Spe: 26
Suction Cups | Rock Head | Sturdy
Storm Drain | Pressure | Soundproof
None | Unnerve | None
Toxic (4 DPA) | Faint | No ailments
-10 evasion | +26 accuracy | -1 SpD, -10 evasion
Cooldown | No other | No other

VS.

TheWolfe:
XXXAX
| |
Roy | antitina | Jennie June
HP: KO | HP: KO | HP: 57
EN: 49 | EN: 63 | EN: 31
Spe: 92 | Spe: 125 | Spe: 80
Blaze (PFF) | Trace (OFF) | Trace (OFF)
Speed Boost | Magic Guard | Synchronize
None | Locked | Telepathy
Faint | Faint | No ailments
+10 accuracy | No stat changes | No stat changes
No other | No other | No other

Leethoof, you're up!