RNG (<=500=boon): 630/1000: Ice Beam
The Battle Pike used Ice Beam!
Crit: 38/1000: Yes
Freeze: 1/1: Yes
Duration: 937/1000: 2 actions
(10+1.5) x 2/3 = 7.667 Damage

"Goodness, those are some tough rolls."
Door 6

[RNG: 48]
There is a picture of a Gardevoir standing in front of a PokeCenter. [Restore 50 HP and 50 En to active mon / Gallade (Steadfast @ Mental Herb, Impish ♂ 100/5/4/2/4/80)]

[RNG: 2]
There is a picture of an Expert Belt on the door. [Expert Belt / Electivire (Motor Drive @ Expert Belt, Naďve ♂ 100/5/3/3/2/110 +14% Acc)]

[RNG: 10]
There is a picture of crosshairs on the door. [Scope Lens / Octillery (Sniper @ Mental Herb, Quiet ♀ 100/4/3/5/3/39 -10% Eva)]

"It seems like these non-battle doors are getting worse."
Stevenson: 82 HP; 100 Energy; Frozen (2 actions); No item
Orwell: 100 HP; 100 Energy; No status; No item
Shakespeare: 100 HP; 100 Energy; Toxic (1), Burn; No item
Backpack: Focus Band, Enigma Berry
Alchemator rearranges items/chooses a door.
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[23:35] <Jesseus> <Glacier> im not frunk
[23:36] <Glacier> jessues whered the d go
[21:25] <Pwnemon> look at kax vs cmfp, iar vs cmfp, pwnemon vs cmfp
[21:25] <Pwnemon> none of us had teams that by rights should have lost
[21:25] <Pwnemon> but he's cm fucking p